Weekend Update: Trump’s Iran Conflict Confusion – SNL

Weekend Update: Trump’s Iran Conflict Confusion – SNL

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Trump’s Iran Conflict Confusion – SNL

  1. Yeah it’s funny how that sex strikes was DOA for WOMEN. The press didn’t follow up on that at all. Shows how the media doesn’t respect women as equals. The media treat women with kid gloves. EQUAL is not all privileges and no responsibility. It’s not all dishing it but not taking it!

  2. No! Its not up to trump its congress that makes the declaration of war at president request.

  3. men can all get a real doll. It really would be a lot safer for living women. All single men should be made to get one. if they are going to start sending women to jail because a man got her pregnant then she suffers a miscarriage, now she is a criminal. Then the man needs to be punished as well. Want sex? then get a real doll or marry the girl, then she gets to decide how many children are made in the marriage. When they reach that limit the man must have a vasectomy & the wife/mother on birth control. if you are going to legislate a woman's womb, you must legislate the other side of the pregnancy too. The sperm. it takes two to tango & at least two to make a baby. if you legislate the one you must legislate the other. This is America Laws are like rights they are supposed to be fair & equal. stop and really think about stuff people.

  4. SNL people helping to perpetuate the Orwellian dystopia, war is peace, freedom is slavery. The President doesn't declare war CONGRESS does the fact that Congress=both parties have been pretending it isn't their responsibility to stop the President/military when the President decides to act like a King/Queen is very telling that this is all orchestrated to use the mililitary for an oligarchy.

  5. Donnie's dumb is gonna get good people on both sides dead. Hope not…HOPE NOT? None of us are as dumb as all of us…go Faux News and all it's dumb Friends.

  6. He said" hope not" that means he's not the one calling the shots. We live in a Scientific dictatorship.

  7. Hey SNL. Could you upload the videos to play in order. Bit of a pain in the butt to flip back and forth the playlist.

  8. Didn't Vanya destroy the moon in The Umbrella Academy? Imagine trying to send the first woman up there.

  9. There should be a sex strike. More abstinence = less need for abortions anyway.

    Though I feel it to be absurd I have to make this clear, I know the forum where I express my opinion: this doesn't make me pro-life, just someone who thinks people should hold themselves more accountable. Ideally, it would be legal and responsible people would rarely require them.
    I do agree with most exceptions that don't involve, "oops, guess I wasn't safe enough."

    OK, I'm gone. Have a nice day.

  10. Trump really, really, really wants a war, but he's playing good cop for a week or so to John Bolton's bad cop. He'll be sure to start a war (usurping another one of Congress's powers) before the 2020 elections cause he doesn't want to miss out on playing army man with "his" generals and troops. Plus it might help him get reelected.

  11. 101 down votes from butthurt Republicans! If you're a Trumpster you should just watch Fox News instead of SNL. This show just isn't for you; you won't get the humor.

  12. Actually a sex strike could save a lot of female lives. There are NO consequences for men at all. Maybe their next step should be jail time for not wearing a condom … Or is that considered murder too?

  13. Not one word about Iran killing Americans and would like to wipe out Israel. Its about how bad Trump is. Really sick of your BULLSHIT.

  14. 0:41 and 0:52 The press and Colin, only Congress decides to go to war, not the president. Please get that straight. SNL wants to banish a democratic from earth, and give a republican sole authority to declare war. Should we think that SNL is republican?

  15. Um yeah Aladdin is Arab – not Persian; totally different history, culture, literature, and mythology. Great segment though!

  16. I think everyone slept on the comedic gold that "the islamophobic Lorax" comment was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. Time stamp :49(secs) "Hope not". Hebrews11:1 Now Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. I HOPE we will NOT go to war with Iran as well. If they try anything we're still ready for No weapon formed against us shall prosper, and if you don't believe tnat as an American. We should look at least twice at our oan heart, because perfect love casteth out all fear. We have victory over Iran. We who are God Jehovah's children though the world judge us, they do not know us nor our real strength as faith in God overcomes. Shalom

  18. What the hell we sell to China?? How stupid. Why did you look into it? We buy things from China that we want. THEY buy things they actually need, food products. Let me break it down for any rere randys out there. China product no good, we buy because cheaper. When China product more, we buy other project. That simple dumbasses.

  19. Don't worry, Trump won't start a war. He'll threaten, bully, insult and ratchet up the threat level, then he'll back off while claiming that he's saved the world and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. (Just like he did when he was a real estate developer, just like he did with North Korea. ) He's a paper tiger who has zero credibility worldwide. And he'll get all kissy-face with every dictator in the process.

  20. "To the moon, Alice!! To the MOON!!!" (go look it up you young whipper snappers; and get off my lawn!!!!)

  21. Islamophobic? Only said from the mouths of Anti-Americans! American law? Or Sharia law? Fuck Islam! Fuck Muslims! Fuck the Koran you evil fucks!

  22. β€œYou know it’s up to you, right?” Actually it’s up to Congress, at least after a certain amount of days. Only Congress can declare war.

    However, we’re still fucked with the one we currently have.

  23. 10 jokes and I think I almost laughed at one of them… trust me folks SNL used to be funny, I know it’s hard to believe.

  24. You all do realize that Obama did the exact same thing right? Shit he even gave them literal stacks of money too. You guys are so tone deaf. Y’all really must think when you pass gas it smells like perfume…

  25. yea…Iran that's what they outta do no more us interventions. just put a AFM at the united states sweat in UN for awhile

  26. The idea that anyone would follow Trump into war. So, the EMBARRASSMENT turns to SHAME, and the SHAME it NEVER ENDS… AND still network pundits (Chuck, Jake, George) vary between TIMID MEEK and WEAK in interviewing Republicans. Decades, of light, polite and back to commercial, never drilling down to facts, placing ACCESS over IDEALS, have corrupted the media to the point where they, along with an entire branch of Congress, cannot even take down a CRIMINAL administration. Imagine not being able to stand up to Trump, the flimsiest of paper tiger puppets, supporters. All because the IRS couldn't confirm that he wasn't under audit, and Comet couldn't raise the illegalities around Trump alongside those he raised concerning Hillary. What could be more historically PATHETIC.

  27. I get that you guys love to bash Trump every week. However, undermining our nation's foreign policy and disrespecting our military is not cool.

  28. Trump shouldn't be allowed to invade or bomb any country, period. No president should. Am I the only one who remembers that "only Congress can declare war"? Capital Hill needs to grow a collective pair and put an end to this presidential "military action" crap.

  29. Tbey should be afraid of Isreal. And you idiot Iran is interfering with freedom of navigation they cannot attack oil tankers moving through the striaghts or fire on American ship carrying goods or milatary ships. Or any ship from any country.

  30. As for that "sex strike," nobody ever heard of "Lysistrata"?
    Anyone with an education should remember that the concept came from ancient Greece, (where Democracy was invented…)
    Look it up.

  31. If iran don't want war stop firing on ships coming through the pass you idiots don't have a clue iran going to do just what they've been doing since the Regan Administration when we blew up tbeir oil platform after they fired on American ships so this is old news. They're bluffing and the US didn't fall for their bluff.

  32. Dude if you got lots of moneys your geting some kinda sex from some hot chick with nice boobs somewhere so the sex strike might actually work

  33. America isn't going to war with Iran. Just look at a map of America. That thing sticking out at the bottom isn't Florida — it's a bone spur.

  34. "I hope not." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  35. The way he says it from the door of the white house it's like he's going to grab the newspaper then his wierdass neighbor the Islamaphobic Lorax John Bolton is like "we going to war with Iran" and trump is like "What's iran?"

  36. Why can't you just post the complete WEEKEND UPDATE so we can watch it in one go instead of 2 minute segments

  37. https://www.hongkongfp.com/2019/01/20/huawei-founders-protests-mean-nothing-independent-chinese-companies-simply-dont-exist/

  38. I’m an Iranian and I’m proud of it and I don’t hate Trump because he proved that he is not our enemy our government is our problem Yes Iranian people are having a hard time because of the sanctions but the government doesn’t do anything about it and I know good things will happen to Iran and America and Iran will become best friends like once they were. even now I really want Americans come to Iran and see how people are going to welcome them with open hearts and believe me you will love it and I know our regime is fucked up but it’s really a safe country

  39. Kushner lacks facial affect entirely. He looks like a cold, evil psychopath. Please, people, never ever support him for public office. He is truly frightening.

  40. Wow I hate SNL now all they can do is talk about politics. It doesn’t matter who the President is we are screwed anyways people need to just let it go I hate trump you hate trump but at least he is doing something besides complaining. I just want some entertainment that makes me fill happy not some political point shoved down my throat. I get it trump sucks trump is racist trump is stupid. Grow up I MEAN MY GOD!

  41. I have wathed all this season on China's vedio website – it seems that the web SOHU have been authorized to boradcast US SNL. However this season finale, we found perhpas few jokes were cut from Weekly Update. So I came this chanel on Youtube turn out a just trade war and cottage china produts joke less than 30s. Pathetic…

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