Weekend Update: Post Announces Sour Patch Kids Cereal – SNL

Weekend Update: Post Announces Sour Patch Kids Cereal – SNL


>>POST CEREAL HAS ANNOUNCED
THEY WILL BE MAKING A NEW SOUR PATCH KIDS FLAVORED CEREAL.
IT’S A GREAT WAY TO START THE MORNING OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT
BECAUSE THE LEFT FOOT WAS TAKEN BY DIABETES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>>AVIATION OFFICIALS REPORT
THAT TWO IRISH PILOTS CLAIM THAT THEY SAW AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING
OBJECT. BUT KEEP IN MIND, IRISH PILOT IS
ALSO THE HIGHEST READING ON A BREATHALYZER.
>>A LUXURY CANDY COMPANY IN CHICAGO WILL SOON START SELLING
RUBY CHOCOLATES AND THEY’RE GONNA GET SUED BECAUSE RUBY
CHOCOLATE IS MY DRAG NAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>>WALT DISNEY WORLD REMOVED A MAN FROM THE PARK AS HE WAVED A
TRUMP 2020 DANNER ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
THE MAN ALSO DEMANDED TO SEPARATE IT’S A SMALL WORLD KIDS
FROM THEIR FAMILIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IRONICALLY, THE MAN HAD SNUCK INTO THE PARK THROUGH
EPCOT’S MEXICO PAVILION.>>>THE ANNUAL NEW YORK CITY
TAXI CALENDAR HAS BEEN RELEASED FEATURING PICTURES OF TOPLESS
CAB DRIVERS. WHILE A CALENDAR OF UBER DRIVERS
IS AVAILABLE ON THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>>A LESBIAN COUPLE MADE
MEDICAL HISTORY BY EACH TAKING TURNS CARRYING THEIR BABY’S
EMBRYO IN THEIR WOMBS. IT WAS A TOTALLY EQUAL EFFORT,
SAID THE ONE WHO DIDN’T HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.
>>>BRITISH POLICE ARE ASKING A WOMAN WHO HID MORE THAN $300,000
WORTH OF COCAINE INSIDE HER DAUGHTER’S CANDY.
AUTHORITIES BECAME SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY NOTICED THE DAUGHTER
IS STILL TRICK-OR-TREATING. [ LAUGHTER ]

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Post Announces Sour Patch Kids Cereal – SNL

  1. I have no idea why, but at 0:35 when the pic of Michael in drag popped up, the first thing out of my mouth was a very loud, “YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  2. Congrats SNL on the racist job. Yes all Irish are drunk potato eaters. Bravo! Bravo! It kind of ruins the joke a bit I suppose if you had bothered to do your research. British pilots on British airways flights off Ireland. Just a little info on Ireland before you do any more lazy, racist, poorly researched sketches on Ireland. One of the lowest alcohol intakes in Europe per person and for decades some of the most restrictive laws on the sale of alcohol.

  3. Omg, fucking gold. I think weekend update is my fav segment on SNL anymore. The rest of the show is so hit or miss anymore, sadly. That sour patch bit was lit.

  4. SNL is soooooo progressive and woke, except when they're making stale jokes based on dated ethnic stereotypes. What's next, do you have a Polack or Laplander joke to tell?

  5. Ruby Chocolate is his drag name lmao 😅 I did not expect that too funny lol 😆😂. Ok I love sour patch kids. I love sour candy. Seriously there is a bag of sour patch kids and Warheads candy on my table as I write this 😳. I'm not sure if this cereal has S.P.K in them or is it sour flavoured. I don't think I'm feeling that. Not going to lie I would buy it just to see what it taste like but I don't see this lasting too long. I could be wrong though 😝😮

  6. poor Uber
    just kidding, call the police and report them every time they are half-lost and nearly hit a pedestrian and a cyclist during their no-signal-last-minute-right turn every 9 minutes.

  7. grab those guns abort those babies criminal aliens run wild put you in prison for using the wrong pronoun Democrat platform

  8. So snl can say the highest reading on a breathalyzer is irish pilot and its not racist? Oh yea they're liberals they can say what ever they want and get away with it I almost forgot.

  9. Hey SNL, how about shutting up about Trump for once you liberal cocksuckers..he's the best President ever so fuck you. Why dont you make fun of Obama or anyone else? Fuck you libtard idiots

  10. I was at LaGuardia airport and an Uber driver in an SUV started following me in his SUV when I said I was waiting for a ride. After ten minutes, he angrily drove off really fast and his tires screeched. Dodged a bullet there.

  11. …so wait, they passed the embryo back and forth? How many times we talking here? Because that seems like a lot of unnecessary medical procedures.

  12. So you subject a fetus to the trauma of being transplanted to an entirely different womb… Why? For your vanity? Should you really be having a child?

  13. My grandma told me that sour and milk cuts your stomach and you will internally bleed
    Now I don’t believe this but just thinking about this cereal it’s pretty nasty

  14. The writing is great, and the jokes land. I wish they would stop laughing through the jokes though. I don’t think Kevin Nealon broke his straight face newsman character once when he did it.

  15. UFO sightings have been on an increase the past 5 years and some mysterious Metals showed up and are in circulation to identify what they are. Laugh at ufology if you like just be prepared to eat a lot of crow in the end

  16. Dear Saturday Night Live,

    If you want to get me anything for Christmas, I wear size put all of weekend update in a single Youtube video.

    Thank you. Love You. Call your mom.

  17. IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU LIARS AN EMBRYO IS A BABY , BUT I say parents both should have the right to kill it since there the ones responsible for feeding it

  18. Ironic how the people on Splash Mountain holding up the Trump signs are on a ride inspired from Song of the South: a Disney Animated Production?

  19. We can’t make fun of blacks or gays or trans people but the first two Jokes about people who suffer from diabetes and the Irish being drunks.
    Just saying, you hypocrites

  20. I love Colin and Michael together, Weekend Update has been on fire since those two took over, this is one of their best bits.

  21. There is no way transferring an embryo from one body to another doesnt have some kind of health risk for the moms and baby involved. Kind of a sketchy thing to do just so you can say you both carried the baby.

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