Weekend Update: Moby’s Trump Confession – SNL

Weekend Update: Moby’s Trump Confession – SNL


100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Moby’s Trump Confession – SNL

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‚โค๏ธ

  2. According to stormy daniels trump is meatless and she got paid 100 thousand dollars to do that. She s a real winner. Fid she have to psy taxes on that f. K. Fest. Guesd not. Damn that s a jorrible wat to earn money. I wouldnt touch thst with a ten foot pole.

  3. "An Arizona woman suffered more than two hundred bee stings after a heavy wind blew a bee hive onto her head".

    And I thought I was having a shitty couple of days.

  4. Rubbing your penis on someone in public is sexual assault. If this were a woman, (or a moral, nonreplusive human) instead of Donald Trump, we would be having a whole different conversation. God Moby, I know you were high as fuck but that shit is never okay. I just know a bunch of fucking incel predators are going to hear this story as justification for their fucked up behavior.

  5. I appreciate Che but as a Catholic I think until we stop joking about awful child abuse we will never start to heal or get those awful people in prison where they can rot

  6. Was that last one a joke about anal sex? Why on his birthday? I heard about guys taking it in their bums but geesh I didn't realize it was so prevalent!

  7. Now Because you watched the video and are now comment surfing, you get a gift.

    The gift of a dumb joke:

    I had a dog who ate all the Scrabble tiles.
    Now For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

    Hahahaha
    Hehehehe

    Gu…gurr…Gurrp.

    Lol

  8. I hate Trump, but I hate double standards too. If a conservative did this to Hillary liberals would go crazy.

  9. All on the bug train: throw those crickets in my spring mix; gimme those grubs in my wedge; toss in some worms in my Waldorf; let me at those slugs in the Caesar etc etc

  10. "AND on its husband's birthday!" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. I've seen Moby on Real Time, where he told the whr story and it was hilarious, Moby has lived a dink and drugs enduced life, but is clean now, he was chasing the dragon,, was the phrase Maher used. He was dared by a girlfriend, when they and a few friends were at a very chic gala, when she dared him to knobtouch Donald Trump and so he did, but the blob didn't even notice him or recognized him. It' was more how he told it, I can't recall his exact words, but it was funny, like his whole interview and slit he did with Bill, something to do after a day of Trump on the brain, ASMR or something, where ppl speak softly in their mics, using human made noses, like scratching paper to brushing long hair, they did that with a skit and was also hilarious, you can see it, on here, Real Time with Bill Maher, last Friday, may 3th. If you're interested ofcause.

  12. That look that Michael Che gives the audience after their reactions to his "politically not-so-correct" punchlines is absolutely…
    Priceless.

  13. โ€œNob Touchedโ€, I noticed how CJ never corrected MOBY for his criminal and perversive behavior. CJ must love doing this to people him self letโ€™s get his delusional ass to the mental health clinic Iโ€™m sure SJ will visit you. Sheโ€™s cool with NOB TOUCHES thatโ€™s how you two met. Poor MC Iโ€™ll be your huckleberry.

  14. Transient Anus , I imagine that is how you become a Kaitlyn Jenner. All these comebacks in the video are great. Except the self important ones.

  15. There are definitely more than 17mil GOT viewers. They gotta count the viewership from Pirate sites.

  16. I don't get the jelly fish joke . . . Is it that the lady jelly fish doesn't like her husband and wants him to have a crappy birthday?

  17. Did you hear about those altar boys joke went over like a fart in church.๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

  18. Colin Jost literally just stole Conan's bit from a couple of weeks ago…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEysOhD6aY

  19. Future historians will study these very SNL tapes in the many books they will write about the "Trump Derangement Mania" of the early 21st Century. They will wonder how so many millions of Americans allowed themselves to be brainwashed with such overwhelming hatred for ONE man. A man they knew for 30 years prior to him becoming President. How they brainwashed you to think he was a TRAITOR, based on DEBUNKED EVIDENCE. Future school students will wonder what kind of "humanity" you people were made of.

  20. I hate chatter at the hair salon. I'm here, I'd like to relax, so spare me the conversation and just get 'er done.

  21. Check out Moby on Real Time with Bill Mahr last week! Together they do an hysterical skit on the knob touch against Individual-1!

  22. The fact got became the highest rated show in hbo history says alot about America's education system

  23. That would've killed me. I almost died getting stung by ONE bee. I carry Epi-Pen, that thing that a DEMOCRAT CEO raised the price os so that it costs $1200 to have one.

  24. Just to sum up the state of our country right now โ€œour president is hearing smiles through the phone, our congress is talking to chickens but the thing people seem angriest about is that Sonic the hedgehog has human teethโ€

  25. Like Moby didn't look like a sexual deviant already. Now he confesses to sexual assault and for some reason thinks its a cute story. I wonder what the the statute of limitations is on that sort of crime

  26. Haha lol a trump joke I've never seen one before LMFAO ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ORANGE MAN BAD! ๐Ÿคฃ

  27. I rather lick the handrail at NYC subway station during the busiest time of the day, in the busiest time of the month, in the busiest time of the year before I walk into an Applebees….

  28. Actually, The Battle of Winterfell was the biggest episode NOT SEEN by the largest audience… Dammit, the joke was writing itself, and you blew it, Jost!

  29. NO WONDER Trump Won…Now, IF Beto or Cory want's to get Elected, they need to meet with MOBY and get his '''Blessing'' with his Ballsack..

  30. I love Moby. Just saw his Wendy Williams and Bill Maher interviews…he's so real and genuine and actually a good human being that donates 100% of his money from gigs and the book to charity. He's great.

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