Weekend Update: Lori Loughlin’s College Admissions Scandal – SNL

Weekend Update: Lori Loughlin’s College Admissions Scandal – SNL

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Lori Loughlin’s College Admissions Scandal – SNL

  1. God I can't stand the way the black dude looks in the camera,or its just his mouth,or cheek bones
    Idk but something's strange
    He doesn't have the face to stare at a camera.

  2. Desperate Housewives
    Arrested Housewives

    Falicity Huffman was on that show and also got arrested. For the 3 people who didn't get the joke.

  3. Laughlin is horrible but there were other people that cheated too. I want them to be shamed as well! Especially the software guys…

    But this whole segment was perfection!

  4. I've missed Seth Meyers doing Weekend Update, but this was some of the best jokes and timing I've heard out of these two! Keep it up!

  5. Word is, Grover did not cut his own arm off to free himself from a bolder. He chewed it off to avoid waking his captor.

  6. Colin,,, get out of your SNL chair and take a walk to above 96th St or out to BedStuy brother, the black kids are getting into Ivy and elsewhere on the lax skilz , harlemlacrosse.org and citylax.org

  7. The biggest man to ever get out of high school and into college as a lax bro. Jim Brown – https://youtu.be/iYc8fbWBokA. Enjoy it.

  8. Jim Carrey didn't feud with that psycho hoe, he posted something about her grandfather being hanged and she proceeded to act like a psycho. As far as I saw, he didn't respond.

  9. The Lacrosse wasn't right, BUT that SH! was funny as HELL. My daughter plays lax and yes scholarship is in the crosshairs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Loughlin and her cronies only got in trouble because they bribed some guy to trick the college, instead of bribing the college directly, like a Bush or Trump would have.

  11. Extremely CLEVER…begs the question what amount (of fecal matter) is appropriate? #ImDone..#HILARIOUS

  12. Just eat the chicken ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Whites using money to get their unqualified kids into top colleges = Evil
    Blacks using race to get their unqualified kids into top colleges = Good
    Got it?

  14. The extent ppl go through to make jokes about Trump and that is the best you can do regarding celebrities getting their kids into college illegally…is a pathetic one liner like "lacrosse"?! Let that marinate for a while…

  15. I played lacrosse for 8 years and I don't find that offensive. Those kids at Duke really made the sport look like s***. Seriously the stuff they did to those hookers or whatever… Psychopaths much

  16. That charmin forever roll wont last 2days if u been eating Taco Bell ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. Weekend Update is virtually always the highlight of the show, but it is not every week that you have a trunk that is wall-to-wall Bullseye jokes. Great job, writers, and great job Che and Jost delivering them.

  18. omg that lacrosse joke my old rich friend was retarded and goes to NYU playing lacrosse. he was a grade older and I was in all his classes because I'm that smart and hes that dumb and I got rejected smh

  19. Lorn knows not to hammer Lori L. too much. His stance on that would be the same as mine. Which is, As long as the parent pays !!! Girls still gotta do & pass 4 years. And please, enough with the "Lori's daughter is taking the place of another person" . You can bet your ass this college will find another chair for this "other girl's" $500,000.

  20. Yep, Star Wars orgy. Instead of โ€œWhoโ€™s your daddy?โ€ itโ€™s โ€œWho is your father?โ€ And everyone creeps out and nerds out at the same time.

  21. & just laughing At the Judge ! here come the Judge – here come the Judge LMFAO Love you the Judge ! This is Justice ! No Going to Jail ! "we got" a get out of jail card ha ha ha Judge it's all about the money & we going pass Go

  22. Lori admitted to her wrong doing, and in trouble. SMELLIT LIED and COMIITTED Mail fraud, and walked . Something so wrong. I hope it all comes out in the wash. I dont think they're finished with you yet SMELLIT!!!!

  23. Cheating to get into elite colleges has always gone on. Do you really think chelsea and the two obama twits got in on their own merits?

  24. Discrimination based on sexual orientation is banned statewide in Wisconsin. It approved such protections in 1982, making it the first state in the United States to do so.

  25. These two are funny people, but wtf was this? I didnโ€™t laugh once… Colin killed me with a joke before. And Che is good too but wtf… this is unwatchable…corny jokes… didnโ€™t bash trump for once, props for that,,, oh maybe itโ€™s cuz the feel stupid because they thought, for sure. That the mueller report would sink trump… these fucking chicks are ruining this show.., proving that apparently bitches are not that funny after all.. they suck. The writing is pathetic… the talent is there

  26. Either the writers are getting better or SNL found themselves some new writers. This is one of the best SNL news skits yet.

  27. Michael Che and Colin Jost are absolute hysterical killers! I love it when I hear those groans that make Che and Jost struggle not to crack up, especially Che's jokes as he seems to try offending people the most? but the jokes from Jost are equally funny and seem just as brutal as most of Che's material.

    Excellent joke writing, they're definitely in my Top 5 best weekend update hosts of all time, hard to even pick who #1 would be. I'd say between Norm MacDonald and Colin Quinn but for me personally I think they tie for 1st because they were both legendary, then I'd think Michael Che, Colin Jost and Seth Meyers….

    Not that it even matters but those are my useless thoughts for countless eyes to read, possibly for many thousands or millions of years until the server this comment is saved on is destroyed. And that's all I have to say about that.

  28. I miss Norm Macdonald on SNL. He was the best anchor. I'm sure he'd mercilessly go to town with the college scam scandal and all that.

  29. How the hell do you get the forever roll to fit into your bathrooms dispenser? It would have to be the size of those newsprint paper roll dispensers from the Washington Post.

  30. Aunt Becky gonna get her coochie penetrated in the pokey…๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

  31. In your face Loughlin! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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