Weekend Update: Laura Ingraham – SNL

Weekend Update: Laura Ingraham – SNL


THIS WEEK RED LOBSTER, BLUE
APRON, AND SLIM FAST JOINED THE ADVERTISER BOYCOTT AGAINST FOX
NEWS HOST LAURA INGRAM AFTER SHE MOCKED PARKLAND SURVIVOR
DAVID HOGG FOR GETTING REJECTED FROM FOUR COLLEGES.
SHE’S BACK ON HER SHOW AFTER HER FORCED HIATUS.
HERE TO COMMENT IS LAURA INGRAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HI. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>YOU’RE WELCOME.
CONGRATULATIONS ON RETURNING TO YOUR SHOW.
>>THANK YOU. IT’S SO GOOD TO BE BACK AFTER
THAT PLANNED VACATION. IT WAS SO FUN AND SO PLANNED AND
SO SCHEDULED A LONG TIME AGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND LOOK. THE IMPORTANT THING IS, I AM
BACK. AND I’M NOT GOING TO CAVE TO
BULLYING FROM THE TOLERANT LEFT. AND I DON’T CARE IF I LOST A
COUPLE OF SPONSORS.>>YEAH, WELL SO FAR, YOU’VE
LOST 27.>>YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ALL BECAUSE I TROLLED A
TRAUMATIZED TEEN? AFTER SPEWING VENOM FOR DECADES,
TWITTER HAS SUDDENLY MADE ME ACCOUNTABLE?
LIKE — OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT CAN’T KEEP ME DOWN.
BECAUSE I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOME OF MY NEW SPONSORS.
LIKE CARL’S SR., LEFTOVER CARL’S JR. FOOD GROUND TO MUSH
FOR OLD PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
MMM-MMM, CARL’S SR. AND YOUR PILLOW.
FROM THE MAKERS OF MYPILLOW, SEND US YOUR PILLOW BECAUSE WE
NEED MORE PILLOWS. [ LAUGHTER ]
OR HOW ABOUT SCRELLI’S JELLY. IT’S JUST JELLY THAT’S $8,000 A
JAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>AND ARE THOSE REAL PRODUCTS, LAURA?
>>YEP. YOU SEE, THE TOTALITARIAN LEFT
CAN ATTACK ME ALL THEY WANT. BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO DEFEND
THE FIRST AMENDMENT. THAT’S MY RIGHT TO BULLY PEOPLE
WITHOUT BEING BULLIED IN RETURN. RIGHT, COLIN?
>>YEAH, NO, THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS, LAURA.
>>OH, FINE. BUT JUST LOOK.
DON’T BOYCOTT MY SHOW. OUR COUNTRY’S SO DIVIDED RIGHT
NOW. AND I’M AN IMPORTANT PART OF
THAT. LET’S MOVE ON.
YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WORSE.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND FIND OUT WHAT THAT’S
GOING TO BE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO MENTION MORE OF MY SPONSORS.
LIKE LADY BUMP STOCK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE LIGHTWEIGHT BUMP STOCKS FOR DELICATE HANDS.
AND REVERSE MORTGAGE, WE’LL TAKE THAT HOUSE NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HOW ABOUT MALAYSIAN
AIRLINES. CAUGHT IN A SCANDAL AND NEED AN
ESCAPE? MALAYSIAN AIRLINES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY, LAURA, I REALLY —
DON’T ACT OUT MALAYSIAN — I DON’T THINK THOSE ARE REAL
SPONSORS.>>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
I’M GETTING PONEED BY TEENAGERS. AM I USING THAT RIGHT?
>>I DON’T –>>PONED?
>>I DEFINITELY DON’T KNOW.>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
ANYMORE. EMMA GONZALEZ LOOKS LIKE SOME
BADASS SUPERHERO TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS BAD TO TRY.
I SAID I WANTED TO TRY ART, I GOT KICKED IN THE FACE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I DIDN’T SAY I WAS GETTING
BULLIED, I JUST GREW UP INTO THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU KNOW WHO’S NOT AFRAID TO
SPONSOR THIS? CREAM SODA.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE SODA FOR WHITES.
YOU GOT THE WHITE ONE, BABY! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LAURA, I THINK THAT’S
ENOUGH.>>CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING
ABOUT THE PARKLAND KIDS?>>NO THAT GOT YOU IN TROUBLE.
>>OH, FINE.>>LAURA INGRAM, EVERYONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Laura Ingraham – SNL

  1. Why doesn't SNL take advantage of the real comedy like Elizabeth Warren, a.k.a Pocahontas, Lena Dunham, Louie Farrakhan, Linda Sarsour, and so on? There is comedy gold there. The latest skits are too propagandized. Boring. Grow some balls and make fun of the left and the right like real comedy. Too afraid to make fun of the leftist outrage machine I guess.

  2. It's not funny. Why didn't you have her do a nazi salute? She literally sieg heiled at the Republican national convention

  3. Kate McKinnon can impersonate absolutely anybody and make you like them even if you don't or have never heard of them.  She is amazing and brilliantly funny! Love Kate!

  4. Bump stock LOL I bet my life that there was not any bump stock used in the assassination of innocent concert-goers that was our military industrial complex we haven't had a president since Kennedy

  5. except Laura Ingraham is a thin running-chick, and Kate McKinnon is the fat cunt that people pretend they would date, to be P.C.

  6. Whenever I get down I watch That Celebrity Roast of Ann Coulter Oaks I mean Charlie Sheen but it's where Ann Coulter gets told by everyone that they hate her effing guts

  7. a "traumatised" teen? AHAHHA he is a crysis actor shilling liberal democrats, nothing more. He got accepted into Harvard, BUT HE HAS THE LOWEST SCORE EVERYONE EVER HAD THAT GOT INTO HARVARD ahahahhaha

  8. today i did see lauras show for the first time. It was like watching snl really. but i did wait for someone saying this is a joke but nothing. looool

  9. Um…this isn't even close to a good approximation of her. At least try to resemble her! I was hoping for a laugh 🙁
    DOWN VOTED!

  10. Oh my, oh my, in 2020 (year of Donald Trump reelection), the ocean levels will elevate one inch, but not from global warming, but due to millions of gallons of liberal looser tears by you leftists anti American scum bags, and by the way, FOX news has years as no.1 cable news by far.

  11. Sadly this trumper thing is not about opinions. Documented criminal behavior is not to be "interpreted" !! Facts are facts. trump you can try to spin this any way you want, but the Mueller report still comes out the same. trump and clan are CRIMINALS!! they just happen to fall in the "Worlds Dumbest Criminal" category. Lets talk when your behind the bars of the Federal housing you all deserve, Federal Prison!!

  12. I don’t watch SNL…. hardly at all. But the news desk guy would play a good Matt Gaetz. The still pic looks just like him. If they could find something worthy of a Gaetz parody, it would be great. I just don’t think a lot of ppl know a whole lot about him besides conservative.

  13. Laura Ingraham doesn't sound like a drunk. She was an atty. and a law clerk for a Supreme court justice. Her ratings are much better than those of SNL.

  14. Just goes to show that forced hate of Republicans on SNL can even make the hilarious Kate McKinnon do forced unfunny bad impersonations. Stick to comedy SNL and let go of the unfunny hatred

    And adding the cross is a direct insult to Christians. Liberals are scum

  15. I would love to see some of the Mexican cartels kidnap Laura Ingraham and shove a cobra head first down her disgusting throat

  16. What about the traumatized teens that were vilified as racists by the media and SNL, which of course was a lie.

  17. It doesn’t sound like Laura. Too much nasal. Laura has a much brighter and resonant speaking voice. And the random moving body language is not like Laura either.

  18. I think it was worth giving the (pretty much innocuous) Laura Ingram a very well deserved holiday…if only to come here and suck up all the crying you snowflakes made over this lol

  19. Wow, the leftists cucks, soyboys and feminazis circle-jerking in here. By the way, Ms.Ingraham(the real one) is a great journalist and political commentator.

  20. Wow, is that supposed to be an impersonation of Ingraham? Shouldn't the impersonation be close enough where you know who it is without them saying the name 10 times first? That just flat out sucked. It would also help to get a gal who isnt 80lbs heavier than Ingraham as well. Those flabby under arms and jowls were distracting as hell. But putting those aside for a moment, should not the goal be to provide COMEDY rather than just some foolish snarky bitchy jab at someone? RIP snl. I REMEBER WHEN IT USED TO BE FUNNY REGARDLESS OF POLITICS.

  21. I miss the old SNL they use to be funny, Now its always the same boring stuff Anti Trump Anti FoxNews Long gone are the days of Bill Murray Dan Ackroyd Chevy Chase …..How sad SNL a once awesome show is now been reduced to a political sewer for
    far left loons.

  22. Laura runs circles around the best lefty pundit you could bring up.
    David Hogg and Emma Mongo Gonzalez are complete idiots being used by shameless political hacks to further an authoritarian agenda. They were just two more useful idiots used by the Dems… and now where are they? Who cares. It’s just funny that just a year ago these lefties and their media overlords were acting like these stupid children were fit to write policy. It was fucking pathetic.

  23. If Christians decide to boycott Christmas shopping, it would cost the Jew media and bankers and mall owners about one trillion dollars. Give the money to the church to start their own bank. After acquiring the wealth of Eurooe by fractional reserve banking ( loaning out money that you don't have in your bank), the Rothschild bankers headed for America to set up the Federal ( fractional) Reserve Bank and the IRS ( prohibited by the constitution) as a collection agency for their loans to the government. Now Amerucans owe them trillions of dollars and can barely pay the intetest.
    https://youtu.be/hR8MNvCJBDc

  24. Just one more thing. This skit is real garbage. Truly, talentless drivel. You see it. Everybody sees it.
    Not one person will say it, though.
    You people are fucked up.

  25. When Kristin Wiig departed, I thought there would never be as gifted a performer male or female , well thankfully proven wrong by Kate.

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