100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Jeff Sessions – SNL

  1. Yeah really funny accusing people of being racist. Meanwhile Sessions put a KKK member in prison in Alabama. How many of you cunts would have the guts to do something like that?

  2. Is Jeff Sessions really that enthusiastic? Elusive, yeah. Sean Spicer really was a caricature to copy without much exageration… except attacking the press with a podium, a super soaker and a fire extinguisher. Poor Glen is gone…yay.

  3. Hilarious! We just got rid of Barry "HUSSEIN" (no kidding… his real middle name!) Obama and they're squawking about Beauregard? The main stream media is amazing!?!?!? Keep the laughs coming!!!  Go Team Trump… Make America Great Again!

  4. Kate is funny lol, she can almost pass as one of us southern aristocrats, Jeff sessions is one of the few of us aristocrats left

  5. lmao shessss amazing yo hahahaha just they better be paying this chick good. "she checks alot of boxes for me "😂😂😂

  6. Lol this is so funny – It’s funny cause the voice is spot on but the demeanor and personality is not lmfaol . And that tail !

  7. Dying over this it’s so accurate and funny! Kate McKinnon is a fabalous actress! I love when she starts playing dead lol and the possum tail 😂😂
    I do not recall, “ you know I recall” the best line tho was definitely, “I have memory loss because of a childhood trauma the passing of the civil rights act.” 😂😂🤣🤣

  8. This is what Jeff Sessions knows,
    And when he knew it 50 years ago:

    President Lyndon B. Johnson
    once said,
    "If you can convince
    the lowest white man
    he's better than the
    best colored man,
    he won't notice you're
    picking his pocket.
    Hell, give him
    somebody to look down on,
    and he'll
    empty his pockets for you."

    Pavlov, man.

  9. How can her fellow cast members sit across from her and take all that shit with a straight face?!
    I've watched her clips a million times and every single time I almost peed my pants.

    Trump is Putin's bitch.
    Trump basically started the process to kick out all of the brown skinned people.
    Trump broke every single promise he made to the 75 million idiots who voted for him.
    Trump made America a laughingstock.
    Trump has brought us to the brink of war with North Korea.

    I forgive him for the rest.

  10. What's with portraying men as women?

    How about this for obama: https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Frs%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F02%2F57-1.jpg&sp=b99d8623514b200d06a604c1a8a6ed42

  11. As unfair as SNL is to Republicans, I just can't defend Jeff Sessions. Huge disappointment as AG. Recuses himself out of the most important investigation ever, and does nothing while DOJ & FBI conduct a politically charged witch hunt against our President. I'm sure he's a good man personally and doesn't deserve the attacks of racism from the left, but the man's in over his head.

    Childhood trauma passing of Civil Rights Act???!!! I can't watch any further, this is disgusting.

  12. it happened but it failed and my wonderful spawnson don was deeply disappointed with the outcome but at least his marriage crumbledon (a fine long family tradition) and he subsequently hookered up with the ultimate man-eater and spitter-outer Kimberly "Gender unspecified" Gillnetfishyfishfoil is the best thing that could have EVER happened to my 35 year old and check-out time sonny Corleone boy… we're going to be cellmates soon…unless I parDon him… which I will…pervfectivly "legal"…oh yeah…I am GoDon!

  13. Would that be the Civil Rights Act of 1964, where 76% of Republicans in the house voted yes, vs. 60% of Democrats, and 81% of Republican Senators voted yes, vs. 68% of democrat Senators?

  14. I dont usually watch. I was just here seeing what all the damn fuss is about this Kate McKinnon person. I bout peed my pants laughing.

  15. Everyone cheering like "Ohh Jeff Sessions" then when they realize it's Kate as Jeff Sessions and they cheer harder. 😂😂😂😂😂

  16. Love the subtle irony of Jeff Sessions saying recall and response when call and response songs were created by southern slaves way back in the day.

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