Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on Nazis - SNL

Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on Nazis – SNL



>>> ACCORDING TO A NEW ABC NEWS
WASHINGTON POSTPOLL, 9% OF AMERICANS SAY THAT NEO-NAZI AND
WHITE SUPREMACIST VIEWS ARE ACCEPTABLE.
HERE IS CAT. >> HEY, MICHAEL CHE.
YOU ARE LOOKING FINE AS PRISON WINE TODAY.
>> WELL, THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M ALIVE. I KNOW.
I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE. >> YEAH, YOU GOT AN EYE PATCH
THERE. YOU OKAY?
>> I PULLED A DONALD TRUMP. I LOOKED AT THE ECLIPSE.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S OKAY.
THIS EYE IS FINE BECAUSE IT'S GLASS.
>> YOU CAN'T SEE AT ALL? >> WHO IN THE HELL WANTS TO SEE
WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
COME ON. WE GOT THESE NAZIS OUT THERE
SCREAMING HI HITLER AND SCREAMING WE WILL NOT BE
REPLACED. NEWS FLASH, DON'T NOBODY WANT TO
TAKE YOUR PLACE. IF I WANTED TO BE ANGRY AND
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIVING IN BASEMENT, I'D TRY TO GET MYSELF
KIDNAPPED AGAIN. >> IF YOU DON'T MIND LET ME JUST
CLOSE THE HOOD ON THIS RIGHT THERE.
>> YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, MICHAEL CHE.
>> THANK YOU. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE ABOUT
THESE NAZIS. THEY CRY A LOT.
YOU SEEN THE ONE NAZISCRYING ON THE INTERNET AFTER HE GOT FIRED
FROM HIS HOT DOG PLACE. IT'S CALLED A GLORY HOLE.
>> NO, NO, NO. >> WHY ARE THEY SO SAD ABOUT
THESE CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS? THE SOUTH HAS PLENTY OF STUFF TO
BE PROUD ABOUT THAT DON'T INVOLVE THEM STATUES.
COME ON, THEY GOT ROCKING CHAIRS ON BIG PERCHES.
THEY HAVE THE FATTEST FOOD YOU EVER TASTED.
THEY GOT CHEAP CIGARETTES. THEY CUTE NICKNAMES LIKE JUNE
BUG, COLONEL POOPY CONNERS. THEY HAVE BIG FAT GUYS IN TIGHTS
AND DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORES. YOU GOT A BUNCH
YOU DON'T NEED STATUES THAT SAY I DID MY BEST FOR SLAVERY.
>> COME ON, MAN. >> YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP NEEDS
TO STOP SAYING WHEN NEO-NAZIS ARE ATTACKING PEOPLE IN THE
STREET IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAULT. NO IT AIN'T.
IT AIN'T BLACK LIVES MATTER. IT AIN'T THE ALT-LEFT OR QUEEN
ANTIFA. >> YOU MEAN QUEEN LATIFAH.
>> DID I? I THINK I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK WHITE SUPREMACIES ARE OKAY, NO THEY
AIN'T. YOU CAN'T ARGUE THAT.
I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I'M AN EXPERT AT ARGUING.
I'VE ARGUED WITH PEOPLE, MY OWN SHADOW, WITH DRIVE THROUGH
WINDOW, WITH ROCKS. THERE ARE SOME UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
OUT THERE THAT CAN'T NOBODY ARGUE WITH.
WEED AIN'T AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE.
PIZZA IS AS GOOD AS EVER AND ALL NAZIS ARE BAD.
>> KATHY ANN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE WEEKEND
UPDATE SUMMER EDITION AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

43 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on Nazis – SNL

  1. I get tired of Kate McKinnon getting all the accolades (especially from lesbians)…Cecily Strong is amazing and every bit as talented.

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