Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on James Comey – SNL

Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on James Comey – SNL


>>JAMES COMEY GOT THE
CONTRADICTORY REASONS OUT OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS CAUSING A LOT
OF CONFUSION LIKE I JUST HAD. THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO IS ALWAYS
YELLING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. KATHY ANN.
>>HEY, HEY. YOU ARE LOOKING NICE TODAY.
>>THANK YOU, KATHY ANN.>>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND HALF OF
WHAT’S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING IS MORE CONFUSING AND
MESSIER THAN WHEN MY UNCLE’S YOU KNOW WHAT LAB EXPLODED.
>>I FIGURED IT WAS A METH LAB.>>CAN YOU BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP
GETS TO FIRE THE MAN INVESTIGATING HIM?
IF I GOT TO FIRE EVERY PERSON THAT INVESTIGATED ME, I WOULD
STILL HAVE MY JOB AT PIZZA HUT.>>WHAT HAPPENED AT PIZZA HUT?
>>WHAT DIDN’T HAPPEN AT PIZZA HUT.
OH, MAN. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT
JAMES COMEY? HE IS TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT
WITH THE FBI. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO PICK A
FIGHT WITH THE FBI. I HAVE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH
PARANOIA IN MY LIFE DUE TO FUNKY WIRING IN MY HEAD AND MIXED WITH
MILD RECREATIONAL HEAVY DRUG USE.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE PARANOID FOR REAL IF YOU MESS WITH THE FBI
AND THE RUSSIANS ON TOP OF THAT? HE IS LIVING THE ACTUAL LIFE
JUNKIES ARE DREAMING ABOUT IN THE BOWLING ALLEY.
WHEN THEY ARE LIKE THE CIA IS AFTER ME.
THE RUSSIANS ARE LISTENING. BUT THAT’S HIS REAL LIFE.
>>YEAH, I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS REAL LIFE.
>>HANGING ON TO THE RUSSIANS ANYWAY.
THEY ARE PUSHING PEOPLE OUT OF WINDOWS AND SHOOTING THEM IN THE
BACK OF THE CARS AND THE WOMAN PUSHING PAINT IN PEOPLE’S FACE.
I BET YOU THAT HE HAS MORE RUSSIAN FRIENDS THAN I HAVE DAYS
LEFT TO LIVE.>>KATHY ANN, DON’T SAY THAT.
>>BABY, I LIVE HARD, OKAY. I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR.
YOU MY STORY.>>I’M NOT COMPLETELY FAMILIAR
WITH IT, BUT I’LL TRY.>>I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S CRAZY AND CRAZY RECOGNIZES CRAZY.
DONALD TRUMP, I SEE YOU, MY MAN.>>YOUR MAN?
>>IT’S ALL THESE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS PRETENDING THEY DON’T
SEE WHAT’S GOING ON. YOU ARE NOT DUMB.
THE ONLY THING THESE INVESTIGATING COMMITTEES NEED TO
BE BOOK LOOKING FOR IS A DAMN BACKBONE.
IT’S NOT GOING TO BE MITCH McDONALD BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE
THIS. LIKE SOMETHING PUMPED A TURTLE.
THE REST OF THEM NEED TO GROW A PAIR AND PUT THEIR COUNTRY
BEFORE THE PARTY. DON’T TELL US WE AIN’T GOT THE
MONEY TO PAY FOR PEOPLE’S HEALTH CARE AND TURN AROUND AND SPEND A
MILLION DOLLARS A DAY SO DONALD TRUMP’S WIFE DON’T HAVE TO SLEEP
IN THE SAME BED AS HIM. I CAN RELATE.
I HAVE BEEN IN A SIMILAR SITUATION.
I USED TO GET PAID $15 A DAY TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS MAN DOWN THE
STREET FROM ME. HE WOULD LEAVE IT IN A LITTLE
ENVELOPE AND WRITE PLEASE ON THE OUTSIDE.
THAT’S HOW I GOT MY FIRST CRICKET PHONE.
>>CRICKET. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW
WITH A CRICKET PHONE.>>YOU PUT IT IN MY STORY.
LISTEN TO ME. IF THIS DUDE TURNS INTO A
WATERGATE TYPE SITUATION, I’M SAYING IT RIGHT NOW.
I CALL DEEP THROAT.>>KATHY ANN, EVERYBODY.
I’M MICHAEL CHE.

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on James Comey – SNL

  1. I flipping love Cathy Anne! I'm Southern and she's spot on for my best friend's mamaw except it's easier to understand Cathy Anne. I want to see more of her!

  2. This just shows that Cecily's talents were wasted as Update host. I love her characters, especially Cathy Anne

  3. +Saturday Night Live I hope you folks read these comments. I'd like to suggest you keep the Cathy Anne character going. Cecily Strong has mastered the development of this character. This was her best performance yet (in my opinion) as Cathy Anne. She's got the tempo, the slang, the accent and the fine-tuned mispronunciations down perfectly. I hope you'll keep Cathy Anne on Weekend Update. She's funny, lovable and perfectly-tuned. Thank you, and please pass my compliments to Cecily. She's fantastic in everything she does.

  4. I've been watching SNL since its beginning, and Cathy Anne has to be my favourite SNL character. And that smile that she gives at the end reminds me that there's a really good-looking lady behind that goofball character.

  5. She's BRILLIANT and PERFECT when she plays this character but what also makes it work is Michael Chey. Perfect combination between these two.

  6. Cecily is amazing i wish they would've gave her the Tonight Show instead of Jimmy Fallon! Shes so talented and sexxxy she really can pull herself together and play any character thrown at her perfectly. Cecily Strong for 2020 Madam President. You have my vote sweetheart

  7. She should get the medal of honour for putting that raggedy ass roadkill on her head. That thing looks so filthy, it gives me goose bumps under my toe nails. Lol

  8. Even Cathy Anne understands the concept of country before party.
    Also, anyone who watches Fox News is helping to destroy this country. Quit it.

  9. Cecily is so brilliant as Cathy Anne… ridiculous but right on point with so much!? Does she write this sketch, because if she does it's even more brilliant!? SNL News is still more honest than any other news, at least we laugh first and cry later at the truth…

  10. The reason I love this character is because I KNOW a "Cathy Ann". My "Cathy Ann" is this girl I know named Theresa and she showed up at my apartment one time on Meth and she took over both of my bathrooms, she talked non-stop and she kept changing clothes. She told me that some dude called her promising her that he had "good news" and he needed to see her. She was begging me for a ride. I walked next door to this little store and when I came back she had beat the crap out this girl I was dating at the time. To make up for it, she offered me sex. I turned her down and I gave her a ride to her friends house. Somehow, she made it back to my apartment before I got back and she was crying. When I asked her "what's wrong?!" She said "That guy! He promised me all this "good news" and I need some "good news" in my life . I mean, who doesn't want to hear some "good news", right?!. I said "okay, so why are you crying?" she said "BECAUSE!…(she stopped to light a cigarette) come to find out (problem with her cigarette, so she got all distracted)…she said "YEAH! His "good news" was that he "found Jesus" and he kept asking me if I "found Jesus". And I said "Dude! When I was a kid, my Daddy always told me that "God and Jesus" was the same, and that he was "IMPOTENT", meaning he was everywhere all the damn time, so how you going to brag about finding Jesus when he was everywhere all the damn time anyway?! Besides! I don't need me more "Jesus". I already got me some "Jesus!". No! The only reason why I offered to have sex with my friend for a ride was because I thought you was going to tell me you "found money!!" and was going to give me some. I don't need "Jesus". I need money!!" She STILL calls me and talks my ears off, and she sounds exactly like Cathy Ann. That's why I love this character so much. She's real. Last time she called me she said "I ain't paying no damn "Child Support" if I can't see my kids!! I mean, I''ll pay just enough to not go to jail, but…"

  11. Due to some funky wiring in my head and some mild recreational heavy drug use..

    Omg…hahaha. He looks like someone done poked a turtle…omg…she looked JUST LIKE IT…OMG I LOVE LOVE CATHY ANNE!!!

  12. oh to be not sleeping and power stressing about the hellish reality that I and I alone donjured up out of thin air and hair…poor little donnybrook…King of all Dipshitdons

  13. Somebody needs to tell Cathy Anne ASAP that somebody grabbed Mitch McDonald's leftovers off of his table at a Cuban restaurant and threw them out into a busy Louisville road last night. She'll be as proud of whoever did it as we (a small elite group of intelligent and semi-sane Kentuckians) are. He's a hungry turtle tonight.

  14. I didnt really think cecily was all that funny until i started watching these skits….they def need to give her more parts like this

  15. Some of these impersonations make me wonder if these comedians grew up around these kinds of people. Cecily is too good at this lol

  16. For those of you who commented on Cathy's unlit cigarette, I submit for your delight this clip from Dancing at the Blue Iguana. ๐Ÿ˜… https://youtu.be/i7iLNcJKoE4

  17. 1- I use a Cricket phone, been with Cricket for almost 15yrs and really can't complain.
    2- Cathy Ann should be on every Saturday!!

  18. This is like one of those people you meet at the bus stop, and you just ask them for the time, and instead you get some โ€œCathy Anneโ€ life story ramble

  19. Crazy does recognize crazy. I work on an inpatient psych ward and all of nurses, techs, and psychiatrists are at least a little โ€œoff.โ€

  20. What kills me is how honest Michael's reactions to her are. You can tell he's talked to people like Cathy Anne irl and enjoys them

  21. This has to be my favourite Cecily character, for sure :). Maybe Jeanine Piro too, but dayum, she is soo good โค. I love Kate, but I g-damn addore Cecily!

  22. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘€ it's 2019 weโ€™re at the height of the impeachment inquiry and I'm down a Cathy Anne rabbit hole just taking a break. Um, Cathy Anne called this two years ago.

  23. Tell it like it is sis when crazy meet crazy will see who is crazy .He might have a edge on you though ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

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