Trump Signals Interest In 2020 Election Interference

Trump Signals Interest In 2020 Election Interference



WELCOME TO
"THE LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT I STAND HERE AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT ALL OF
DONALD TRUMP'S LIES. BUT TODAY I THINK I OWE HIM AN
APOLOGY. TURNS OUT, IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN
HE TELLS THE TRUTH. ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT OVER AN HONEST ANSWER TRUMP GAVE
TO A PRETTY SIMPLE QUESTION FROM GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS. >> YOUR CAMPAIGN THIS TIME
AROUND, IF FOREIGNERS, IF RUSSIA, IF CHINA, IF SOMEONE
ELSE OFFERS YOU INFORMATION ON OPPONENTS, SHOULD THEY ACCEPT IT
OR SHOULD THEY CALL THE F.B.I.? >> I THINK MAYBE YOU DO BOTH. I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO
LISTEN. I DON'T– THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH LISTENING. >> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP)
"SURE, A CAMPAIGN ACCEPTING HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY IS
AGAINST THE LAW, BUT SINCE WHEN IS BREAKING THE LAW A
CRIME?" ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) "I MEAN, DO BOTH." "WHY NOT DO THE WRONG THING AND
THE RIGHT THING? LET'S JUST KILL TWO BIRDS WITH
ONE — CRIME ." ( LAUGHTER )
THEN STEPHANOPOULOS GAVE TRUMP AN OPPORTUNITY TO NOT PUBLICLY
BETRAY OUR DEMOCRACY. >> YOU WANT THAT KIND OF
INTERFERENCE IN OUR ELECTIONS? >> IT'S NOT INTERFERENCE. THEY HAVE INFORMATION. I THINK I'D TAKE IT. >> STEPHEN: OH, WE KNOW YOU'D
TAKE IT– YOU TOOK IT. THE QUESTION IS, WHY ARE YOU
ADMITTING IT? IT'S LIKE NIXON SAYING —
(AS NIXON) "I AM A CROOK. JUST ASK THAT DEEP THROAT GUY
HE'S GOT ME DEAD TO RIGHTS. LOCK ME UP! LOCK ME UP! LOCK ME UP!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP EVEN GAVE A TERRIBLE
EXAMPLE TO PROVE HIS TERRIBLE POINT. >> IF SOMEBODY CALLED FROM A
COUNTRY, NORWAY, "WE HAVE INFORMATION ON YOUR OPPONENT." OH, I THINK I'D WANT TO HEAR IT. >> STEPHEN:
(AS TRUMP) "OKAY, I'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE
GAME. HOW ABOUT I GET THE DIRT FROM A
HARMLESS LITTLE COUNTRY LIKE NORWAY OR SWEDEN OR FINLAND OR
JUST RANDOMLY HEADING EAST HERE, RUSSIA?"
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NORWAY, RUSSIA. BOTH COLD. BOTH VERY COLD. "
RIGHT NOW, ROBERT MUELLER IS JUST GETTING HOME WITH ALL HIS
BOXES AFTER CLEARING OUT HIS OFFICE, TURNS ON THE TV, AND
HE'S LIKE — (AS MUELLER)
"DAMN IT. HONEY, I'M GOING BACK TO WORK. I'LL SEE YOU IN ANOTHER TWO
YEARS." ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
"I TRIED TO RETIRE." THEN STEPHANOPOULOS PUSHED TRUMP
ON WHY HE WOULDN'T CALL THE F.B.I.:
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS OVER MY LIFE. I DON'T THINK IN MY WHOLE LIFE
I'VE EVER CALLED THE F.B.I. IN MY WHOLE LIFE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "I'VE NEVER CALLED THE F.B.I. NOT EVEN WHEN I FIRED THEIR
DIRECTOR. THEY HAD TO HEAR IT FROM CNN ." ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TRUE STORY. TRUE STORY. TRUMP ALSO HAD ANOTHER REASON
NOT TO CALL THE F.B.I.: THEY'RE SO DARN BUSY. >> IF I THOUGHT THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG, I'D GO MAYBE TO THE F.B.I., IF I THOUGHT THERE
WAS SOMETHING WRONG, BUT WHEN SOMEBODY COMES UP WITH OPPO. RESEARCH, RIGHT, THEY COME UP
WITH OPPO. RESEARCH. "OH, LET'S CALL THE F.B.I." THE F.B.I. DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH
AGENTS TO TAKE CARE OF IT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> Stephen: IT'S TRUE. IT'S LIKE AN ARSONIST SAYING,
"I KNOW THIS BUILDING IS BURNING DOWN, BUT I
DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. THEY'VE GOT TO BE SLAMMED, WHAT
WITH ALL THE FIRES I'M STARTING AROUND HERE ." ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) THEN, STEPHANOPOULOS BROUGHT UP
A SIMILAR CASE: >> AL GORE GOT A STOLEN BRIEFING
BOOK, HE CALLED THE F.B.I. >> WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT, A
STOLEN BRIEFING BOOK. THIS ISN'T A STOLEN–
>> STEPHEN: YES, IT IS. HILLARY'S EMAILS WERE STOLEN. (AS TRUMP)
"TOTALLY DIFFERENT. THEY WERE IN A COMPUTER,
EVERYONE KNOWS LAWS DON'T APPLY THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
DOWN IN THERE, IT'S ALL RULED BY TRON AND THE
GUYS ON THE LASER MOTORCYCLES." ( LAUGHTER )
"OLIVIA WILDE. MAGIC ." ( LAUGHTER )
WE LAUGH BECAUSE IT'S EVIL, AND IT'S EVIL AND IT'S STUPID. FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, EVERY
OTHER WORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH WAS "NO COLLUSION." HE PERSONALLY DICTATED THE
STATEMENT ABOUT DON JR.'S TRUMP TOWER MEETING, SAYING IT WAS
ABOUT ADOPTION, SO WE WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE COLLUSION. HE SPENT TWO YEARS– ACCORDING
TO MUELLER– OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, SO WE WOULDN'T KNOW
THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS LEVEL OF COLLUSION. THEN, GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS
SAYS, "HEY, IF A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO COLLUDE
WOULD YOU DO IT?" (AS TRUMP)
"SURE, I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T COLLUDE? I LOVE COLLUDING. ( PIANO RIFF )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF I HAD ANOTHER DAUGHTER, I'D
NAME HER COLLUDANKA." ( LAUGHTER )
THIS MORNING, TRUMP DEFENDED HIMSELF FURTHER, TWEETING, "I
MEET AND TALK TO 'FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS' EVERY DAY. I JUST MET WITH THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND– U.K.–, THE PRINCE OF WHALES–"
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THE PRINCE OF "WHALES," WITH AN "H"? (AS TRUMP)
"PRINCE OF WHALES, FANTASTIC GUY, I THREATENED HIM WITH
PLANKTON TARIFFS. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) I SCARED THIS GUY. I GOT RIGHT UP IN HIS KRILL. BUT HE SAYS WONDERFUL THINGS
ABOUT ME, LIKE — ( HIGH PITCHED WHALE SOUND )
( PIANO RIFF ) ( APPLAUSE )
( WHALE SOUNDS ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: COME ON, MAN, GET THAT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: COME ON, MAN, GET THAT WHALE! >> Stephen: I GOT THE
ROSETTETA STONE HUMP BACK FOR CHRISTMAS. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT BACK TO THE TWEET. "I MEET AND TALK TO 'FOREIGN
GOVERNMENTS' EVERY DAY. I JUST MET WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
–U.K.–, THE PRINCE OF WHALES, THE P.M. OF THE UNITED KINGDOM,
THE P.M. OF IRELAND, THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE AND THE
PRESIDENT OF POLAND. WE TALKED ABOUT 'EVERYTHING!'
SHOULD I IMMEDIATELY DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT,
CALL THE F.B.I. ABOUT THESE CALLS AND MEETINGS? HOW RIDICULOUS!"
YES, IT'S RIDICULOUS. THOSE ARE OUR CLOSEST ALLIES. NO ONE IS SAYING THAT TALKING TO
FOREIGNERS IS ILLEGAL. THEY'RE SAYING COMMITTING CRIMES
WITH FOREIGNERS IS ILLEGAL. HUGE DIFFERENCE. IT'S LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
SAYING, "I LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY," AND "I LIKE TO
SPEND TIME WITH THE MANSON FAMILY." ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
( WHALE SOUNDS ) ( LAUGHTER )
BUT TRUMP HAS HIS DEFENDERS, LIKE FORMER PENNSYLVANIA SENATOR
AND KEN DOLL WITH EVEN SMOOTHER GENITALS —
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
— RICK SANTORUM. >> HE DID SAY HE WOULD TURN IT
OVER TO THE F.B.I. SO I– AND WHAT–
>> HE SAID MAYBE. >> THE PRESIDENT THROWS MAYBE,
HE HAS– AS WE ALL DO, WE HAVE FILLER WORDS THAT WE THROW OUT
THERE THAT DON'T MEAN WHAT THEY SAY. LIKE, YOU KNOW, "I THINK." ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YES, TRUE. YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL THAT IT'S
JUST FILLER WORDS THAT MEAN NOTHING WHENEVER RICK
SANTORUM SAYS, "I THINK." ( LAUGHTER )
BASICALLY, SANTORUM'S SAYING THAT WORDS DON'T MEAN WHAT THEY
MEAN. HE MUST HAVE MERRIAM WEBSTER'S
NEW CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE DICTIONARY. ( LAUGHTER )
ANOTHER PERSON IN TRUMP'S CORNER THIS MORNING WAS ONE OF HIS "FOX
AND FRIENDS," AINSLEY EARHARDT. SHE AGREES THAT WHEN FOREIGN
GOVERNMENTS CALL TO OFFER TO MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IN YOUR
FAVOR, IT IS SILLY TO CALL THE F.B.I. >> COULD YOU IMAGINE, THOUGH? WHAT DO YOU SAY? HI, I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
AND, UH, NORWAY CALLED AND THEY HAVE SOME INFORMATION ON MY
OPPONENT. WHAT'S THE F.B.I. GOING TO DO? YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE,
OH, WE'RE RIGHT ON IT! WE ARE GOING TO INVESTIGATE
THAT. PROBABLY NOT! >> NORWAY? RIGHT! LIKE, YOU'RE CRAZY! WE'LL CALL YOU BACK! >> STEPHEN: YEAH, WHAT'S THE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION GONNA DO– INVESTIGATE? COME ON! ( LAUGHTER )
YOU'RE CRAZY! I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO? CALL 9-1-1 AND SAY I'M BEING
MURDERED? OH, I'M BEING MURDERED BY A
NORWEGIAN. RIGHT, OKAY? JUST BE MURDERED, WE'LL CALL YOU
BACK. ( PIANO RIFF )
( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S THE THING: AINSLEY GOT A
LITTLE PUSHBACK FROM HER CO-FRIEND, BRIAN KILMEADE. >> PUT IT THIS WAY. NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD. YOU DON'T WANT A FOREIGN
GOVERNMENT OR FOREIGN ENTITY GIVING YOU INFORMATION BECAUSE
THEY ARE GONNA WANT SOMETHING BACK. IF CHINA DOES SAY "HEY,
PRESIDENT TRUMP, I HAVE GOT INFORMATION ON PETE BUTTIGIEG." THE PRESIDENT SHOULD SAY "HEY,
KEEP IT. KEEP IT. I GOT THIS." BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO OWE
CHINA OR RUSSIA SOMETHING IN RETURN. >> STEPHEN: SEE WHAT YOU DID,
DONALD TRUMP? YOU DID SOMETHING WORSE THAN
TREASON — YOU MADE ME AGREE WITH BRIAN KILMEADE. ( LAUGHTER )
GAAAAAH! GAAAAAH! GAAAAAH! ( PIANO RIFF )
GAAAAAH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! TRUMP AND STEPHANOPOULOS ALSO
DISCUSSED TRUMP'S LATEST PROJECT, HIS PLANS TO REDESIGN
AIR FORCE ONE. AND TRUMP IS PROUD OF HIS NEW
PLANE — >> IT'S A 747. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S A MUCH
BIGGER PLANE. >> IT IS, SIR. >> BIGGER WING SPAN. A MUCH BIGGER WING SPAN. >> STEPHEN: AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY ABOUT A PRESIDENT WITH A "BIG WINGSPAN:" TINY COCKPIT. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT! >> KEVIN BACON IS HERE! WHEN WE RETURN, "MEANWHILE!"!

43 thoughts on “Trump Signals Interest In 2020 Election Interference

  1. Yeah it might start a 2 year investigation that costs taxpayers millions to produce no results and helped rip this country apart. Unfortunately the incompetent fascist elites refuse to acknowledge the good things Trump has done. They just dont want a red America to succeed hahaha cant wait for 2020
    *wait if committing crimes with foreign countries is the problem well let's get on Bidens case about China or Hillary with the UK agent that sold her the dossier. And they got that book from the PC culture, feminist and the Democratic changing the definition of boy and girl, legal and illegal immigrants and refusing science in debates

  2. you are terrible colbert. if there isnt news make some and forget hillary fault in 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. what about hillary. she paid and listen to it!!!! kag.. gab.com and pocketnet.app will keep free speech!!! no sensorship

  4. An American was in a pub in the UK when two women came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. He noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so he said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?"

    One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said "WALES you idiot!"

    The American replied "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

  5. Playing the Devil's advocate here, I believe Trump just doesn't see it as collusion, to him.. It's just information.

  6. when i play the newest colbert video clip here on youtube, it autoplays exactly in reverse to older colbert videos, —- i think its stupid — i want my autoplay to go forward —- you dont read a book from the end to the beginning do you ??? humans are so stupid.

  7. In a nutshell:
    Keith Renier of NXIVM guilty of child-sex trafficking, Jeffrey Epstein case to be reopened –> Linked to Crooked Hitlery –> Sex Crime Pedo Weiner laptop –> Alifante, Podesta –> unhinged "zany" pedophile Stephen Colbert.
    Will "they" save you, Colbert? Or will you cop a plea and spill the beans? Tsk tsk, Hitlery wouldn't like that, Colbert.
    HAVE FUN, ASSHOLE!

  8. Steven making a Tron reference on national tv. My favorite film is now an analogy for the presidents stupidity. I can die now. I've seen it all.

  9. Trump Russia conspiracy is a fact.
    Trump admitted it.
    Trump payed Russia back by removing sanctions on Russia crime bosses.

  10. ROFLMAO Prince of Whales lolololol omg dyin' here. The blond Fox News bimbo is something else. What a joke of a "news" station.

  11. Funny thing about collusion they lock down your phone blacklist it follow you around prevent you from work and legal help.

  12. Dump has putin again putin will make it better for dump and mitch turtle bitch he's right beside in his corruption.

  13. Between campaigning, tweeting and designing the new Air Force One, how does he find the time to be the head of state? His priorities are obvious.

  14. Am praying the BLUE WAVE will rise into a tidal wave when the 2020 election comes around 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  15. Trump was kept in the dark about what his relatives and Russia were doing. Russia can do things for Trump but Trump is too stupid to help Russia do anything and IF TOLD then Trump would likely SCREW UP and REVEAL what Russia was doing to America.

  16. Its not breaking the law to receive offered information from a foreign country..it is however abuse of the law to hire a pi that has a public position to spy on and undermine any acting president from a foriegn country.. You seem to have no problem NOT pointing out that Hillary Clinton paid off the DNC to ignore the run off votes from the people of the united states..but what sucks the worst is the fact "political parties are taring this country apart" the fact of inflation..of how clowning off as a comedian pays more money than any job that has to do with labor..that no one wants but the opportunity is NOT there for alot of people. Even if you make the grade youll still be at best "runner up" in school due to someone has so much on outside of school..those same people will be the ones standing in your way with the degrees and still not have a God damned clue of wtf they are doing..and standing in your way of progress of people who work for example..anyone who works can count the money but when you go to the bank its always some dittsy bitch that cant count and has no degrees but if you are a man youll have to have at least an accountants degree a popular family and be some sort of chosen one. Ok in housekeeping at baytown wharf san destin florida..if you are a man..you cannot be a housekeeper thats only a womens job..she is given 4 rooms to clean a day is required 3 and can get away without a write up for only doing 2 and not even doing it correctly..alot cant even make a bed people..as a man you can only be a houseman you have to move all the linen trash and stock closets strip rooms make beds stock the housekeepers carts..when i was there as a man I literally made less money that $1 per floor per day at 55 floors were my responcibility under manager glen simmon..I got yelled at constantly over housekeepers who make more than me hourly..because they would make up rediculous stories to a point where i was forced to take pictures of everything I did..and still called a liar so illegal immigrants can put salt in my eyes nd physically cause a torn legament in my right knee. I still never slacked.Im not a low concept kind of guy the opportunity is just not there. All in all I see the law skips me on ethics. But as an American Im sick of seeing people like Otto Warmbier not avenged..any president should have made a retiation strike to insure at least our well being after the fact on that note..but getting a damn road fixed to drivable is impossible ( even though all county offices have been contacted) 8 months after hurricane yet you go up on my property taxes with almost every tree I have broken..my ethics is your karma..its your turn to do the right thing.. I'm done being your good intentions slave.. Get off your ass and do it yourself..its your turn to make america great again.. Ive got more merit its time for you to catch up in parralel..I see nothing but yitta yatta chit chat.. If you get paid for it is your responcibility to do it as your job not just make people forfiet mail carriers and trash pickup for 8 months..p.s. Who gives a rats ass about that toy drone! Its not worth a flying fukkk. We the people of the United States of America dont deserve nor want your pathetic punsy scam. We shouldnt have to pay you something you duplicated for you to horde our machines and do nothing with them and still try to illegally contract a side job soliciting more money on the side and propping your personal stocks. Simply put clean your own fuckkking hotel room. (Or treasure good intentions while you "had" a chance) Your bullshiit gets in the way of progress. Just being honest try doing it a long time you may develope clairvoyancy ..but Ill believe it when I see it not untill them not voting for another clown act. Get the point or dont.

  17. The YouTube Ad that was playing right before I watched this is a real Ad. For a T-shirt that says “I stand for the Flag, I kneel for the cross” but the interesting part is the guy selling the shirt is a total DB. It looks like the late show spoofs.

  18. Funny I see over a thousand thumbs down, but none of the Trump supporters say anything in the comments. Faggots!!! Follow and DO Nothing!

  19. Colbert still hasn't gotten over the 2016 election just like the rest off the whiny little bitches who have commented below their childish contempt of one of Americas best Presidents – Donald Trump.

  20. That one is close to the brilliance of the Geography 101 monologue, which I still watch for a pick me up. Mr. Colbert is a timely gift to the species.

  21. … so what I'm hearing is that the FBI needs to … hire George Stephanopoulos?

    –Dave, no ma'am, this is just a first interview, no need for makeup yet

  22. Please take Johnny Carson's advice and dont do politics on a late night talk show. It could sway someones vote . Its just unethical.

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