33 thoughts on “The Jehovah's Witness Governing Body WANT LAWYERS!!!!

  1. Brother jay thank you for the update watchtower don’t see anything yet the best is yet to come.πŸ˜œπŸ™ƒπŸ₯΄

  2. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ I am so enjoying your crazy ass! So glad you found humor through pain. What else ya gonna do?

  3. Why dont Jesus and jehovah come and defend them since they say theyr the only one cult in touch with the alterior force

  4. Aren’t they supposed to put trust in God rather then put trust earthling man. The JW Organization is Publishing Company Hiding behind a religion!

  5. That is exactly how they respond they tell you Jehovah owns all of this but when in trouble they run to men and according to their teaching they should be rejoicing because when they are persecuted it means the end is at hand

  6. Stop picking on the J-dubs! All churches should stop passing the plate and just implore God for money; put their faith where their mouth is. Has to be the right prayer though:
    Dear Lord:
    It's not funny. We're in trouble.
    Send us money on the double! Amen.

  7. Guys taking vows of poverty, while living off "donations" on a secluded compound, should not be telling others what is needed for today's employability. A monk in a cave should be silent …. too detached from reality.

  8. Please don't blame Jehovah for this. This is solely the responsibility of the Governing Body, the Branch Office and the elder bodies who blindly carry out the directives.

  9. Lol!!! And they want males only to boot. Can't have the ladies seeing the policies in the "secret manual". The gossip from those car groups would spread like wildfire.

  10. Of course they are, Watchtower needs all the help it can possibly get! Watchtower just lost another sex abuse lawsuit in Montana for 34 million.

  11. the 8 WARlocks of WARwick cut off their noses despite their faces by discouraging post secondary. just look at the mormon cult for they specifically target converts with post secondary….

  12. That's going to be a tough find. I can't imagine many educated people becoming witnesses and I definitely can't see a JW getting an education.

  13. Maybe they need new ones to replace the old tired ones they have. So they don't have to pay them as much as they are having to pay. They just lost another case in Montana, 34 million they are being made to pay the victim. Oh I think you are funny too.

  14. They just got slammed with paying out $35 MILLION DOLLARS to a woman that was molested and raped for years by congregation members KNOWING he was a convicted pedophile.

  15. Why they can't use the "elders" / "lawyers" that they use in their kangaroo courts?!?..They are the judge, jury and executioners!!..They know that mess ain't real!! πŸ’―

    Keep 'em coming born Comedian Jay!! πŸ˜‰

  16. Parents our youths dont need a 4 year degree a 2 year "Technical Certificate" will be just fine πŸ™„πŸ˜‘ That org play wayyyy too much smh

  17. Oh i forgot we cant go to law school etc though, so how is that suppose to happen??? where the accountants and lawyers gone come from?? we been out pioneering havent had time for school πŸ€”πŸ€”….. gtfoh!

  18. Dated September 4th. Yes! I think JT & Nebulous have PDF copies of the "Begging For Lawyers" "Kingdom Screeching Twerk"! πŸ˜œπŸ•Ί

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