Taimur Ali Khan’s transformation from a cherubic infant To a charming lady killer! Why is this baby killing women? That’s messed up. That’s not okay. Hi, I’m Rohan Joshi, I am at Miss Malini HQ, And I am reacting today to headlines about Taimur. Not the one from the 13th century. This is the new one! Taimur Ali Khan slays the pajama look; spotted outside his play school. Slays the pajama look? Really? Like how much did he slay it? Like how hard did this baby slay? Did he also slay the diaper look? Did he also slay the “poop in his pants face?” Oh, I wonder why he did. Oh yeah, cuz he’s a baby! Here’s a photo of Taimur Ali Khan wearing sunglasses And looking like a little marshmallow! Okay! I don’t think anybody at Miss Malini has seen a marshmallow. I don’t see a marshmallow in sunglasses. I’m sorry! I just haven’t! Shirtless Taimur soaks in the sun… I’m out! Taimur’s royal gaze will have you hypnotized from the very first frame… They’re drugged! They’re on hard drugs! The reason why Taimur Ali Khan loves the paparazzi so much, Know here. I don’t know? Maybe he’s a baby? When flashy things just attract children, huh? Maybe the bright flashing lights, Just make babies turn their head towards you? Has that ever occurred to you? Oh, wow! Photo alert! Taimur Ali Khan looks like a snowball On his trip to Switzerland. Let’s play this game. Taimur Ali Khan looks like a rasgulla On his visit to Kolkata! Taimur Ali Khan looks like a vada pav On his visit to Maharashtra! Taimur Ali Khan looks like a…. No, f#@* it, I’m out. Garden main masti karte dikhe Kareena ke bete Taimur! Camera dekh ke hue excited! Somebody, needs to… Call the cops on Bollywood Bhasker because I have no idea why they are snooping around in the bushes, in gardens, Trying to get photographs of children, Who then get excited to see the camera. Oh, wow! Camera se ek minute ki doori bhi bardaasht Nahi kar seke nanhe Taimur! Ro ro kar kiya bura haal! This is what you’ve done! Are you happy now? You have an infant addicted to cameras. He now weeps when there is not a camera around him. Are you happy now that you have at this young age, Introduced him to the Bollywood world of addiction, Vapidity and not knowing what to do when there isn’t a camera on his face. Are you happy now, Amar Ujala? Are you happy with what you’ve done? Such a sweet little baby who looks like a marshmallow in sunglasses, And is excited to see cameras while also simultaneously Dead looking sad when his toy car… Gets sent to his aunt’s house, But he hypnotizes you with his royal gaze, From the very first frame, Even while looking like a snowball on his trip to Switzerland while, Squealing with joy to being curious, To being cranky in a matter of seconds… And that’s how he transforms from a cherubic infant, To a charming lady killer and that’s how you do headlines about babies!