Microwaves & Goats // Songify the News #13

Microwaves & Goats // Songify the News #13


today I decree that the beat will go hard thank you, Mr. Speaker MC Ferguson, proceed [beat of of fury, yet chill vibes] I want to renovate my house but I have to get the goat out say WHAT? I lived in a pretty decent house six years ago, I lived in a pretty decent house heard a knock on the do’, and before I know my colleagues let a goat loose / a goat let a goat loose / a damn gooooat heard a knock on the do’, and before I know my colleagues let a goat loose / a goat let a goat loose / a damn goooat I want to renovate my house, but I have to get the goat out gotta get the goat, get the goat out we must undo the Affordable Care Act WAIT A MINUTE so this damn goat ain’t real–how do you think that makes me feel? you got my so hype to see a goat in REAL LIIIFE gotta get the goat, get the goat out gotta get the goat out (get the goat out) some metaphors are good, some are bad but this might be the worst one we’ve ever had human activity is causing climate change it seems an open question it’s not an open question–the evidence is overwhelming you pretend that you know, but you don’t know we do knoooooow you don’t actually know–it’s unknowable we KNOOOOW I’m open-minded, you are not but we KNOOOOW I love you as a person but we KNOOOOW do you knooow whether Trump Tower® was wiretapped? there are many ways you can surveil someone you can surveil someone through their microwaves / what? microwaves / what? she’s saying our microwaves can look at us mom always told me to stay away from microwaves / what? microwaves / what? I’m not Inpector Gadget. I’m not in the job of having evidence microwaves / you have no evidence course I don’t have any evidence microwaves / you have no evidence course I don’t have any evidence hey, what up–I’m in the CIA and I put a microphone in your microwave I’m listenin close ’cause I need to know if you had a hot pocket or a pizza roll your burrito’s steamin, got me dreamin schemin, how I’m gonna sneak in and eat em surreptitious, so delicious I’m eavesdroppin while reheatin It’s fitting that we gather here each year to celebrate St. Patrick he was an immigrant–the symbol of immigrants deprived of liberty, opportunity deprived of safety, food, we believed in the compassion of Americans St. Patrick’s a patron of immigrants OH, that’s what they call an Irish diss track use historical facts ’til they have a cardiac, OHHHH do you think we should guarantee health care as a right? / yeah every coal miner? / every coal miner every worker / every American every American–coast to coast every, every American citizen should have microwaves / what? microwaves gotta, gotta get the goat out (the goat) we KNOOOWW do you know if the moon is real? / we KNOOOWW and if it was my girlfriend Bill Nye was trying to steal? I love you as a person but WE KNOOOOWW [look of remorse, but not too much remorse] microwaves / we KNOOOW I lived in a pretty decent house / wut? every, every American goat microwaves, we KNOOW (we KNOOW) microwaves, we KNOOW gotta, gotta get the goat out [sudden ennui] OHHH / [scream of goat] songify the news / check out boogie right here songify the news / he’ll bring you happiness and cheeer everything sounds better and we did another song with him to take you to heaven songify the news (songify the noooooooze) songify the news (songifyyyy the nooooooze) everything sounds better in perfect tuuuuuune

100 thoughts on “Microwaves & Goats // Songify the News #13

  1. Glad to hear some of the longer original rhymes/singing back, always the best part of Songify. Evan killed it this time!

  2. GRACIAS POR LA CANCION LA LES DIJE A LOS DE LA RADIO QUE LA PONGAN Y LA PUSIERON (TUBO MUCHO APOYO)COMO YO A TU CANAL

  3. literally could not have hired a bigger meme to talk about the healthcare act given his stance on it. I'm not sure if this segment tries to stay neutral so i won't bring that up.

  4. Tucker Carlson said that he is "open minded". That's almost as funny as, "not being in the job of having evidence".

  5. Love the climate permanency debate….ergo…no such thing and climates have to change.  One comment:  Every time a volcano erupts on earth…it sends out more CO2 than all of humanity combined.  In 1991 there was a volcano that sent more CO2 than all of humanity combined TIMES 1 million.  Blaming CO2 and warming on humans is like blaming the oceans because of someones spit.

  6. Obviously, somebody saw this coming: http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/08/23/goat-wanders-into-a-living-room-and-thats-just-the-start-of-it/

  7. Just when I thought that there would be no more goat talk, and just microwaves…the goats come back….YOU MICROWAVE MY MIND!

  8. "Whoever suggested I have evidence to support my claims is a dirty liar. My claims are completely unfounded, and it shocks me that you would think otherwise!""…Well this has been fun, I need to redecorate the ol' nuclear bunker."

  9. Listen #1. Just grooving
    Listen #2. Switched on captions. Break; laughter seizures
    Listen #3. Finally noticed "News" text. Break; more laughter seizures
    Listen #4-6. Just grooving

  10. So proud of my boi Boogie for losing so much weight. Look at this video and then see his newer stuff. He's like a totally different person

  11. who the actual fuck is stupid enough to fucking argue with Bill fucking Nye the motherfucking Science guy?? ARE YOU HIGH? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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