Gutfeld: CNN doesn’t understand the Trump presidency

Gutfeld: CNN doesn’t understand the Trump presidency


GREGG * AS THE COMBINED AGES OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNERS EXCEEDS THE ABLE OF STONE HENGS.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THAT. BUT IT CAN BE HE DOESN’T CARE THE WAY OTHERS HAVE. GREG: I GUESS CNN IS ALL OUT OF, HEY, TRUMP IS CRAZY. IT’S HMM, HE’S COMPLETELY THE SAME. FIRST HE WAS NUT, THEN WAS RACIST. NOW HE’S AGELESS. WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT TRUMP AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN’T GROW OLD. DOES THAT MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE. AS TRUMP STAYS THE SAME CNN LOOKS LIKE THIS. THE LAST THREE YEARS HAVE DAMAGED MORE PEOPLE THAN OTHERS. TRUMP LOOKS GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. I HOOK GREAT. THIS WAS ME THREE YEARS AGO, OKAY? THIS IS ME NOW. DON’T I LOOK YOUNGER? ANYWAY. CNN, THEY LOOK AT CHILD CELEBRITIES. THEY ARE SO CUTE IN HOME ALONE. NOW LOOK AT THEM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WE UNDERSTAND THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY AND THEY DON’T. THEY CAN’T SEPARATE THE SHOW FROM REALITY. AND THEY ARE ALSO BITTER BECAUSE THEY WANTED HILLARY BUT THEY ELECTED TRUMP INSTEAD. REMEMBER CNN WAS THE NETWORK WHO GAVE TRUMP ALL THE COVERAGE. IT MADE THEM SO MUCH MONEY, NOW THEY REGRET IT. ONLY CNN CAN PORTRAY NOT AGING AS A BAD THING. IS IT FAIR? I’M AFRAID-O NOT. DON’T ENCOURAGE IT. BUT IMAGINE IF TRUMP WAS ACTUALLY SHOWING HIS ABLE THEN CUOMO WOULD SCREAM TRUMP’S DECLINES A DANGER TO THE UNIVERSE. HERE IS MY THEORY ON TRUMP’S AGELESS MEN. THE JOB ISN’T THAT HARD. YOU GET UP, YOU HAVE A MEETING, YOU HOP ON A PLANE. YOU HAVE ANOTHER MEETING. YOU WATCH “THE FIVE.” YOU TELL THE CHICAGO WANT STEAK. THEN YOU WATCH THAN TU, THEN YOU GO TO BED. TRUMP SHOWED US HOW OTHER PRESIDENTS WOULDN’T. HOW EASY THIS JOB IS. AS THE GOOD NEWS PILES UP, THIS WEEK TRUMP ANNOUNCED STEPS TO FORGIVE STUDENT LOANS OWED BY 25,000 DISABLED VETS. IN OTHER GOOD NEWS. THE NUMBER OF 401K MILLION AIRS HITS AN ALL-TIME HIGH. OR, AS THE MEDIA MIGHT REPORT IT. TRUMP IS RACIST. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS?>>THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE PUBLIC TO HAVE A RECESSION. LET’S HAVE A RECESSION. ESPECIALLY THIS GUY. HE’S THE MOST OF BIAS.>>THIS GUY IS THE MOST OF BIASED REPORTER AT NBC. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR NBC WITH THE “APPRENTICE” AND I USED TO LIKE THEM.>>ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT JOE BIDEN’S GAFFES?>>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ASK THE SAME QUESTION IN A BETTER WAY. YOU ARE SO BIASED. THAT’S WHY THE PUBLIC HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN THE MEDIA. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? GO AHEAD. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. BECAUSE I DON’T THINK — YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE HAVE MUCH CREDIBILITY. NBC HAS LESS CREDIBILITY THAN CNN. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. GREG: PRICELESS. A MEDAL OF HONOR, I BET HE WANTED ONE.>>MEDAL OF HONOR. NOTHING LIKE THE MEDAL OF HONOR. I WANTED ONE, BUT THEY TOLD ME I DON’T QUALIFY. I SAID CAN I GIVE TO IT MYSELF, THEY SAID I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. GREG: THE MEDIA TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY. THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE DUMB PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA. THEN YOU HAVE THE POLITICAL PEOPLE AND THEY GO WITH THE WIND. GREG: AND IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE.>>IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE. GREG: IT DOES. AS WE WATCH THE TRUMP SHOW, WE KNOW WHAT TO BE UPSET ABOUT AND WHAT NOT TO BE. SURE TRUMP CAN BE A HANDFUL. BUT HE’S LESS OF A HANDFUL IF YOU SEE WHAT HE’S DOING AS OPPOSED TO WHAT HE’S SAYING. HE’LL SAY ANYTHING LIKE WONDERING IF HE CAN BUY GREENLAND. HOW DOES THAT SURPRISE ANYONE IN HE’S HALF REAL ESTATE TYCOON AND HALF CURIOUS GEORGE. CAN I BUY THAT IN CAN I FIRE THAT GUY? HOW MUCH IS EARTH? THE MEDIA GOES NUTS EVERY TIME HE ASKS A QUESTION. BUT FOR HIM IT’S HIS INQUISITIVE THING. WHAT’S ABOUT DENMARK COMING AN ATTITUDE. DENMARK SHOULD BE FLATTERED THAT WE CARE. AMERICA IS THE COOL KID IN SCHOOL. DENMARK IS THE CHATTY BOOK WARM. DENMARK IS SAMANTHA FROM “16 CANDLES” AND AMERICA IS JAKE. BUT, WHEN YOU ARE A BUSINESSMAN, EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE. UNLIKE POLITICIANS THEY MAKE THE TRANSITION OBVIOUS. LIKE MY GOOD FRIEND BIG DAN.>>PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND. WHICH IS AWESOME. BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY CREDIBLE THING FOR SALE IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. ANYTHING YOU CAN MANAGE IS ON SALE AT UNBEATABLE PRICES. CAN DAYS A STEAL AT $400 BILLION. BIG BEN, NOT THE GIANT CLOCK, JUST SOME HAIRY GUY IN TENNESSEE WHO GOES BY BIG BEN. BUY THE LETTER P. WE’LL THROW IN A FREE COPY OF SAVAGE THUNDER. TELL CALLY YOU WILL BE ON TV. YOU CAN COUNT TO 10 IN ARAMAIC. AND A FERRET IS JUST $5 AND WE PAY YOU FOR IT. GREG: FORGIVE US IF WE SEE THIS AS FUN. WE SEE THE NEWS AND THE SHOW. AT CNN THEY CONFUSE THE TWO.>>THEY HAVE A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE, EVEN GREG GUTFELD. GREG: HE SAYS THAT AS IF GREG GUTFELD ISN’T KILLING CNN DAILY ON “THE FIVE” AND ON THIS SHOW WITH TYRUS. THAT MATH IS INARGUABLE. BUT WHAT COOPER SAID MIGHT BOTHER ME IF ANYONE HAD SEEN IT

100 thoughts on “Gutfeld: CNN doesn’t understand the Trump presidency

  1. Who knows maybe CNN is working on setting the narrative that Trump is an alien from another planet and that's why he don't age. Nothing would surprise me when it comes to CNN LOL.

  2. PLEASE BRING THE SAME LAWSUIT, ON BEHALF OF COLO TAX PAYERS-CITIZENS, TO STOP ILLEGAL POLICIES/TAXATION & STOP SANCTUARY CITY/ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

  3. The Communist News Network is really scraping the bottom of the septic tank for their comments.
    It is so much fun how President Trump messes with the Leftist media. It's like watching a pit bull (Trump) fight a chihuahua (Leftists).

  4. For me, CNN will always be the time of Bernard Shaw. All of the old timers of CNN dis-own the current Joke that CNN has become.

  5. Greg really is a funny guy but he also has such a great way of making comparisons he can really shine a light on perspectives.

  6. It’s like you show up for a football game then witness the worlds longest pillow fight to see who can lie the most, then retract within 72hrs to avoid libel/slander law suits.

  7. stronger background checks?? the hell? those BG checks cover everything a criminal BG check does… what else do they need? my social media posts??

  8. Bible says the rest of the righteous is sweet. Proverbs 3:24 24When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet.

  9. they may not be as gifted as a SanFran / NY progressive…..how do you like working for NWO Murdoch? did Greg go on the Epstein charters with Murdoch? Greg seems to have no principles, i mean problems, working for arabs/Soros agents(Ryan)/or communists sympathizers(CEO Thomson), so how does he explain the need to attack Cuomo? Greg reminds me more of Sharpton than Cuomo

  10. Trump has deal with high stress situation his whole live….he got all the stress normal people including politicians have got ….therefore stress does not show on his face….but still takes a toll

  11. Trump doesn’t age because he’s enjoying what he’s doing And he’s good at it. Besides if you had to go to bed with Michele or Hillary that would age the hell out of you too.

  12. Trump actually looks younger now than he did taking office 3 years ago. Trump loves the work, unlike all his predecessors who aged 20 years in two terms, Trump has “Dragon Energy” I think he only gets like 4 or 5 hours a night. Work is his food.

  13. Just goes to show how past presidents were stressed out because of the pressure they felt from all their contributors. Meanwhile, Trump owes nothing to nobody except the American People.

  14. This guy is insane. Literally. There is nothing even remotely normal in what he says and what he thinks is funny.
    He should get professional help.

  15. Fredo the psychiatrist..cnn is run by morons..and hypocrites.The president is funny ..and mostly correct…I think he's the best ever…

  16. Not funny saying it before trump. This is government propaganda just like CNN, NBC, fox they all are government controlled brainwashing tools. Everyone needs to turn off the tv

  17. Wow, Gutfeld lies almost as much as Trump! That is, when he can actually spit out the words. He is right about one thing, though; Trump's not aging much since he doesn't work hard at the job. Unless you call playing golf hard work.

  18. Absolutely the most brilliant show on TV right now! Gutfeld is by far the funniest and most interesting guy in the news media. I’m a realist living in denial!

  19. "maybe he just doesn't care"? What does that even mean? Care about what? He doesn't care that he takes care of himself? So he goes tanning and probly dies his hair. What a bad president.

  20. I LOVE our President! And you"re not too bad yourself Greg. Way back in the day it was determined that there is a high correlation between humour and intelligence….says a lot about the liberals, huh?

  21. Oh Fredo, you are without a doubt the dimmest wit.
    Like you brilliantly said when Irma hit Florida.. “I have a body built for standing in Hurricanes”… it’s become crystal clear you have a brain built for standing in a Hurricane.

  22. People laughed at buying Greenland idea.. wait until the ice melts due to climate change and opens up a new shorter trade route with Greenland as the place to stop and restock… there is a reason why Russia sends their floating nuclear reactors ship to the arctic. If US don’t act on it, China or Russia will. The potential of what Greenland can become is humongous.

  23. CNN just gets into the automobile and runs over anything in front of them, this is their moral value. The problem is CNN didn't vote for Trump as a political, Democrat, support group, and then they cheated by refusing it by naming Trump a Russian spy. It has been three years with the panic attack and Russian spy accusation, and now they are naming him the -ist accusation, and this just means they are mean.

  24. The United States of America is a liberal country
    founded upon Liberal ideals
    by a bunch of radical revolutionary Capitalists.

  25. Big Dan's Super Discount Ultimate Clearance Warehouse Extravaganza Spectacular! Ohhhhhhhh I'm dyin' – That was Funny Sheeeeeit!

  26. In this age of hipocacy and oneupsmanship humor and satire is our saving grace. THANK YOU GREG for hitting the nails head,EVERY TIME.

  27. Everytime the Trump Train rolls by, fake news anchors have to pull out their ear pieces! Lol. Stop the hammering? They beg you? Lol.

  28. Wow Greg Gutfield, you tripled his audience from 1 to 4 in 7 seconds, wow they should hire you on the board of directors!!!

  29. 0:38 I really get a kick out of seeing how CNN anchors and reporters have aged badly in these past three years with President Trump in the White House. I mean, just look at Don Lemon. He has turned grey, his eyes are sunken and puffy, and his palour is off because he and other Leftist anchors are so consumed with hatred for the President. I'm glad it's taken a toll on their health, their sleep, and their appearance. 🙂

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