Breaking News: Michael Brown’s pants actually start on FIRE!

Breaking News: Michael Brown’s pants actually start on FIRE!


>>Todd: Uh oh! Hold on! An imaginary voice in my ear is telling me we have a breaking
news story. Take it away, Tony!>>Tony: After Decades of
calling down fire from heaven, New Apostolic Reformation
apologist Michael Brown’s pants burst into flames in The Green
Room of the Sid Roth program. During the radio interview Dr.
Brown stated “I really truly don’t know anything about the
theology of Benny Hinn.” Almost immediately his pants caught on
fire. Brown claims it was a sign from heaven that God approves of
his evasive half-truths. When asked if his ignited trousers
were instead a sign he was lying, Brown emphatically stated
“I just don’t have the time to study men’s pants. How can I be
expected to know everything about everyone slacks?” The
excitement was nowhere near over however. Later that same day
Brown posted a tweet claiming to have repeatedly reached out to
John MacArthur to dialogue about their differences. His pants
ignited for the second time. He then tweeted about this
unprecedented outpouring of the Spirit’s fire saying “Holy Fire
visited me twice today. I had better call down the rain
quickly.” Critics immediately began to label Michael Brown
“Doctor Pants-on-Fire,” which he accepted with pride.>>Todd:
Wow! Thank you for that update. Keep an eye on that one. Hope
he’s okay…>>Don’t forget if you would like to hear the
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