Bongino: I’d lose IQ points reading Mueller report comic

Bongino: I’d lose IQ points reading Mueller report comic


♪ ♪>>Tucker: OFFICIALS IN WASHINGTON SPENT TWO YEARS WAITING FOR THE MUELLER REPORT. REMEMBER THE ANTICIPATION QUESTION RIGHT NOW THAT IT IS OUT, MOST PEOPLE IN D.C. DECIDED THAT WHILE THEY HATED TRUMP PASSIONATELY, THEY DON’T ACTUALLY HATE HIM ENOUGH TO READ 448 PAGES OF TEXT. THAT IS JUST TOO HARD. NOW, TRUE BELIEVERS HAVE A CARTOON VERSION OF THE MUELLER REPORT. FOR REAL. CNN WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.>>COVERS ALL OF THE MAJOR MOMENTS. IF AT THE DINNER WHERE PRESIDENT TRUMP REQUESTED LOYALTY FROM AN FBI DIRECTOR JAMES LOYALTY. THE OVAL OFFICE SCREAMING MATCH WHERE THE PRESIDENT DEMANDED MORE PROTECTION FROM HIS THEN ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS, AND YES, IT DOES AS WELL INCLUDE HIS ORDER TO FIRE ROBERT MUELLE ROBERT MUELLER.>>Tucker: IT MAY SEEM ODD TO DO A BOOK REVIEW OF THE PICTURE BOOK BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO TONIGHT. DAN BONGINO JOINS US. A FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT, NEW YORK CITY COP AND A FREQUENT GUEST ON THE SHOW. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THESE PICTURES?>>NO, BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WANTED TO LOSE NEURONS AND ABOUT 20 IQ POINTS BY READING THIS KIND OF IMBECILITY. BUT I’M JUST WONDERING, WHEN HE TELLS ATTORNEY GENERAL DOM BEGAN TO TEST IT 30 PLUS HOURS OR WHAT IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOK IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOT IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOX IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOT IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOW IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOE IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOH IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOE IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOT IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOL IF THEY INCLUDE THE PETER STRZOS HIS GIRLFRIEND OVER TEXT, I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING THERE. OR HERE’S ANOTHER DOOZY, WHEN PETER STRZOK’S GIRLFRIEND, THE FBI LAWYER TOLD A CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE AS MUELLER IS APPOINTED THAT THIS CASE COULD STILL BE LITERALLY NOTHING! WE’VE BEEN SPYING ON THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU APPOINT BOB MUELLER, I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LITERALLY NOTHING IS IN THE ACTUAL COMIC BOOK. JUST CHECKING WITH THE WRITERS. CALL ME, TEXT ME, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.>>Tucker: I SUSPECT IT’S NOT. THAT MIGHT GET IN THE WAY.>>IF I AM A BETTING MAN, YOU’RE RIGHT.>>Tucker: I THINK THAT’S RIGHT. SO MUELLER IS COMING FOR THE CONFERENCE, HE WILL BE ASKED QUESTIONS, WHAT SHOULD HE BE ASKED? SPEAK OF THE FIRST QUESTION HE HAS TO BE ASKED IS WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU FIND OUT THAT COLLUSION WAS THE BIGGEST LITTLE GOAL HOAX IN AMERICAN HISTORY. AT MY RESEARCH SOME OF THE I WAS PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NO PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NL PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NT PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NR PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NT PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NA PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NN PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NM PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NY PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NO PUTTING TOGETHER FOR PROJECT, NF 2070 BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN THE INSPECTOR GENERAL EXPOSES MUELLER’S TO THE TEXT ABOUT SMELLY WALMART PEOPLE AND TRUMP, SO MUELLER MUST KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON THERE. WE MUST KNOW WHEN HE FOUND OUT AND WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR 600 DAYS AFTER HE FOUND OUT HE WAS INVESTIGATING THE BIGGEST HOAX IN AMERICAN HISTORY.>>Tucker: THAT IS A SOLID QUESTION, I WONDER IF ANYONE WILL ASK IT. WE CAN’T LET YOU LEAVE YET. NORMALLY WE MEET ON FRIDAYS BUT TONIGHT, WE’VE GOT A SPECIAL MIDWEEK EDITION OF THE DAN BONGINO NEWS EXPLOSION. [LAUGHS] TOP STORY THIS WEEK, DAN HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR US. HE IS GIVING US THE TOP QUESTIONS HE WANTS MUELLER TO FACE. THAT IS THE FIRST ONE. WE’VE ALREADY GOT ONE. GIVE US THE NEXT ONE YOU WOULD ASK. TO SPEAK OF THE NEXT ONE IS IMPORTANT, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO ASK BOB MUELLER WHY IT IS THAT HE LEFT OUT ALL OF THIS EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE IN THIS REPORT? I LOVE WHEN THE LEFT — BY THE WAY, I DID READ THE REPORT MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE I HAVE TO FOR MY RESEARCH PROJECT I’M DOING HERE BUT WHAT IS FASCINATING AS HE LEAVES AT ALL THE INFORMATION THAT INDICATES THAT THE TRUMP TEAM IS IN FACT INNOCENT. I’LL GIVE YOU ONE EASY EXAMPLE, THESE DREADED CONTACTS BETWEEN PAUL MANAFORT IN THIS GUY CONSTANTINE WHO HAS CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIA AND IS MADE TO SOUND ALL NEFARIOUS. BY THE TIME YOU’RE DONE READING YOU ARE LIKE OH, MY GOSH, PAUL MANAFORT IS LIKE AGENT X FROM THE X-MEN OR SOMETHING. HE SOLD US OUT. TILL YOU FIND OUT LATER WHAT IS NOT IN THE MUELLER REPORT, CONSTANTINE WAS A SOURCE FOR THE OBAMA STATE DEPARTMENT FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE THE END NOBODY BROUGHT UP ANY OF THESE ISSUES. ONE MORE QUICK ONE, THE ATTORNEY WHO SHOWS UP AT TRUMP TOWER FOR THE EVIL TRUMP TOWER MEETING WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ADOPTION, THE ATTORNEY WHO SHOWS UP WAS WORKING FOR THE TEAM HIRED BY MRS. CLINTON TO GAIN RESEARCH ON TRUMP. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND THAT ANYWHERE IN THE MUELLER REPORT, WHICH IS REALLY THE TRUMP OP-ED. THAT IS WHAT IT IS. THE LONGEST OP-ED IN AMERICAN HISTORY.>>Tucker: I THOUGHT THAT WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN’S KNEES OR

100 thoughts on “Bongino: I’d lose IQ points reading Mueller report comic

  1. Shout out to the real people in this comment section. Type "Not a Bot" and show your heart and soul.

  2. Dems Clown World Comics, but they forgot the drawings of Russian hookers giving Trump Golden Showers.

  3. How do you guys blindly follow trump you have to be a pure idiot READ THE REPORT AND LEARN DONT USE THAT SILLY FAKE NEWS HORSESHIT

  4. UNLESS YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS STUFF AND DONT CARE BECAUSE IFFIN YOUR A BIGOT YOURSELF YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND TRUMP

  5. The Democrats and liberals still don't get the most important key of the whole investigation "Not obstruction, not collusion"

  6. Idiots Guide to the Mueller Report. Buy on Amazon today, $14.99. Mueller's Report for Dummies. Buy on Amazon $8.99. Special mid-week sale coming soon. Special two dimensional investigative reporting right here.

  7. This 'cartoon book" is BLATANT PROPAGANDA based on KGB insurgency tactics! The truly sadist fact is that Americans are so easily manipulated to believe fantasies; therefore I fear for the future of our nation.

  8. The left hates the fact that a sitting President is innocent . Modern Day Liberalism is truly a mental disorder .

  9. WAKE UP CHILDREN JESUS IS COMING ARE YOU READY FATHER GOD IS TRYING TO WAKE YOU ALL UP THIS IS NOT CLIMATE CHANGE ITS GOD JUDGMENT TO THIS WICKED AND EVIL AND SINFUL WORLD THIS WORLD IS DYING CHILDREN AND GOD JUDGMENT IS GOING TO GET WORSE FATHER GOD IS TRYING TO GET YOU ALL TO REPENT ALL OF YOUR SINS TO JESUS PLEASE SURRENDER ALL TO JESUS ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU FROM HELL SOON SATAN WILL BE APART OF THIS WICKED AND EVIL AND SINFUL WORLD PLEASE REPENT AND DONT GET LEFT BEHIND JESUS LOVE YOU ALL AND SO DO I GOD BLESS YOU ALL

  10. When an official report from the FBI special council needs to be turned into a comic book in order for the left to understand it, that's when you know how you should vote in 2020.

  11. I'm almost through with the mullet report. I have Allen Dershowitz book next..
    I hope the people know that Muller won't be able answer all the questions that Republicans want to ask. They only are given a total of 5 minutes to ask and have answers. The little weasel Nader knows there are a lot of questions that need to be asked. They dont have a whole day they have only morning to ask him then he will be hind closed door answering questions…. this just a mockery of the justice system.

  12. Am I the only one who is deeply insulted by this? I can read and comprehend. I dont need a popup book like a child. The left is really showing their true colors now

  13. That’s the Gospel according to the Intillectually challenged. So Rob Rosensteine =RR instructs Potus to fire Comey, he does so RR throws up his hands in mock horror. “What do you want me to do wear a wire?” Yeah! So in walks Omarosa has a sexual affair with RR (she ain’t choosy) not only wears a wire but a hidden camera too, and tapes/films General Kelly with it. In walks blackmailed Mueller and goes on a fishing 🎣 trip. … the narrative of the left is very relative!

  14. Mueller has a history, and it's not a good one. People mooning over him are liars, or have not checked his record. Only a madman would trust him with anything. Comey was in FACT disloyal to his office and to the country. It is fitting that the report is presented in illustrated storybook form, because that is the best format for people who are stupid enough to believe the whole narrative.

  15. What does hair dye have to do with journalism on television?

     

    I am today cancelling my DVR auto record of CBS-2 News at 5p
    with Maurice DuBois and Kristine Johnson, it’s just not enough hair dye for me
    on these anchors’ heads, since this is a CBS affiliate I have grown to “expect
    more”…

  16. Most DEMS are so dumb that they could only understand a DEM version if its done as a cartoon book. They are so stupid.

  17. It wasn't "literally nothing" though! It expressly said that "Trump could not be cleared despite there not being sufficient evidence to convict for collusion", then clearly outlines 10 clear instances of Obstruction of Justice! It put the campaign manager & Trump's lawyer in jail & without his Presidential protection, there's little doubt that Trump himself would be facing prosecution. More importantly than any of that, it clearly outlined that the Russian cyber attack on 2016 was far bigger & more coordinated than previously thought & that given its success, the Russians will only continue to ramp up this attack while other enemies might also join in. This needs to be addressed, whether Republican or Democrat! You lot sitting there & yukking it up at how rediculous you think it was to suggest that Trump would take help from foreigners without telling the FBI should also listen to what he said recently in the Oval Office about what he would do if offered help by a foreign government before saying that there's no way that Trump or anyone would listen to such an approach, because I think that not only would he do it, but that he DID do it, even if it can't be proved. As the report said, if they could have cleared him, they would have, but they didn't! Grow up & stop denying reality if you want to learn anything from the Mueller Report, which all patriots want, rather than just trying to ignore it by pretending it's not real or its fake because Devon Nunes said so! Read it & understand that after such a detailed, long & exhaustive investigation (by Mueller who's a lifelong Republican btw), you owe it to your viewers & your country to acknowledge the facts contained within it & work with ALL Americans to protect your country & Democracy from its many foreign enemies around the world, but you lot aren't at all interested in anything other than bashing the half of America that have different views to yourselves & that's all you'll ever want or learn from this report!

  18. More Like Volcanic
    INFO! AGAINST THE OBVIOUS HATERS! THAT JESUS DICTATES TO ANGELS WRITE IT RECORD IT! JUDGEMENT DAY ARRIVING! BUT AS ADAM TOOK FIG BITE AFTER GOD NUDGED HIM SNAKE COMING SNAKE COMING!

    POTUS TRUMP KNOWS ALL THEIR TRICKS AND SCHEMES! OF POLITIC DESIGNING POLITICIANS
    DECEIVE MEN! ITS HERE MR JUDGMENT DAY! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW!? WE BEEN ROBBING FROM AMERICA FOR DECADES!

    TRUMP AMERICA INDUSTRY! THESE POLITICIANS: HUNTER B., OBAMA, CLINTONS, AMASH LIST IS 10's🌠🇺🇸🌋20's POP UP AS TO SELLING AMERICA TO HOW MANY COUNTRIES
    TECH WARS BELIEVE ITS CALLED! THEY OWE JUS SOLI AMERICAN CITIZENS
    TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

  19. will it truly is a comic and a sick joke but the bottom line is at least corrupt people do need to be in prison joke or not their treason is garbage and need to be put in prison

  20. Your IQ is a ZERO. Fear that your lies will be exposed by a man of integrity and patriotism. wth happened you, you sick loser.

  21. Publishers : Sales are not so good.
    Comicsgate : Gee, I wonder why.😑
    Publishers : But we don't have any agenda.
    Comicsgate : Yeah, right.😑
    Publishers : Racist, sexist, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe.😡😠
    Comicsgate : 🤨😕.

  22. …liberals really are this stupid… here I was thinking about making jokes about this very subject…

    …and here we are.

  23. 0:27 CNN: "It covers all the major moments, you've got the dinner where President Trump requested loyalty from then FBI Director James Comey … "
    Hahaha, yeah, that would be too much to expect from Comey.

  24. i like the bible A fool’s laughter is quickly gone, like thorns crackling in a fire. This also is meaningless.

  25. Why aren't Republicans tearing these Dems to pieces? We have every bit of evidence and they all walk free still to this day. Justice?? Anyone?

  26. You can tell by Dan’s smile he knows everything the deep state has done and can’t wait for all the damning evidence to come out in public! Grab your popcorn everyone the show is in the last act!

  27. The last thing Bongino, Carlson, Hannity, Ingraham and Co want to do is encourage Their viewers to read the Mueller report for themselves. They prefer to try and brainwash them with their BS.

  28. This whole Russian collision farce was designed for one purpose. To shift blame from Clinton's crimes of deleting emails, breaking black berries,private server etc. Even if Trump is not vindicated as long as Hillary is not prosecuted her entire ruse will be sucessful

  29. UK Spy Steel is done with Interview behind closed doors and then the Hare Mueller Hearing is Delayed? @2Q69574523 Aloha.

  30. The Mueller report Identifies – Ten (10) – accounts of obstruction of justice by Donald Trump and proves Russia propagandized our election(s) in favor of Donald Trump.

  31. Hey Dan, you've so much dirt on the Clinton's. I wonder what you are waiting for in sharing this info with the world?

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